Are Stepdad jeans/standup comedian jeans going mainstream?
[Style Bay Area]
Will Green Aggs and Hammy stay 2gether, or will they get divorced?
Will Albert Hammond Jr. love Agyness 4ever? Is it possible to love some1 even tho they have a bad haircut, or is it kind of like the implied marriage agreement where if ’some1 loses a limb/gets badly burned and their physical appearance changes, it’s okay if u leave them bc they aren’t the same n e more’?
[N00dz via Pedestrian blog]
Is there an age limit for being street fashion blggd about? If you street-fashion-blog-about some one over the age of 52, is it kidnapping?
[Hi Stiley]
Will my firstborn child be alt-yet-mainstream enough to be a child model for Target and appear in a free-spirited jumping ad?
[via Copyranty]
In the year 2k10, will every1’s default user pic be a picture of them dressed as a Joker alt taken with their Macbook camera?
Was Donnie Darko ever really that good, or were people just trying to be deep/indie in 2k1?
Do pix of Jake Gylly make you miss Heath? Me too. :-(
Should I start shopping at Walmart now that they have a logo that makes them seem a lil more free-spirited & environmentally conscious?
I wish I could Skype with God so he could answer my questions. :-(
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hot trend in 2k9 bleached and or dyed pubes
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katie holmes/cruise is just trying to show everyone who wears the man pants in the family. shes a scientologist anyway so the bitch is crazy and you should take her seriously
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God IS Skype..didn’t you learn anything in Sunday school?
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FAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
and grandpa is lookin fresh
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damn that aggy bitch is fucked up looking. I would still smash tho. she seems like she’d take in the ass and not holla. Then again I’m still not convinced that she’s not a tranny so it’s really not that cool. I wish she would get a boob job, a tan and a weave and be a normal transgender babe.
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this is the order i would do aggy in: 1) mouth 2) ass 3) mouth 4) if theres anything left, ass again.
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idk i kinda dnt see the point in bangin aggy. if i wanted 2 have sex with a pre-teen boy i’d just chill at the arcade more + mayb bring pokemon cards.
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Walmart is the devil!!!!!!!!!!!
and Who cares about Aggy???????
Why is she so great?????????
Less Questions, and More answers Charles….Like HELLA
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Katie Holmes wasn’t even Tom’s 1st choice for a wifey. He actually had his assistants create a list of available/passive/young starlets in Hollywood (Katies was like 3rd on the list) and had them contact their reps so he could hookup with them.
Tom is Crazy and self righteous.Wait a minute Charles R U Tom Cruise…is HRO trying to convert young ALTs into Scientologists….is Tom/ Charles trying to create an army to take over the world???????
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katie holmes has an overly ambitious stylist. like that person who put the “cutting edge” palestinian scarf on rachael ray.
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dear carles,
i am an entry lvl alt girl who is looking for a job, but i dnt kno what sort of jobs r acceptable for hipstrs/alts 2 have? plz help?? thnx carlesss!
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i bought a new laptop at wal-mart. it came with ableton, a heath ledger screensaver, and justice remixes by top sneaker designers. p.s. i h8 donnie darko. i am not friends with people who say that or gummo is their favorite movie.
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wlmrt will always be mnstrm unless they unionize that’s my criteria therefore USPS=alt. new trend for 2K9? going postal/mail-person style then the messenger bags will finally make sense!
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omg, i was at a bbq full of entry and mid level alts and overheard a conversation about applying for jobs at the usps. i guess benefits are catching on. (and record stores and starbucks are closing)
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aggie’s vag is SO crooked (rlly ’slants toward the nip-ring side’).
she’s cute but better with clothes on, like a mannequin.
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i want joker girl to tug me while im dressed as batman/ twoface. when i come, i want her to scream “cmon hit me!”
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aggy has no TITS!
she’s cute but she’s better with clothes.
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Not step-dad jeans, dyke jeans.
Everyone is just going butch.
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Hey! Deyn’s body isn’t as skinny shit as I thought, she’s alright!
cute tits!
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Deyn’s (Laura’s) body is about as sexy as a primered mini-truck circa 1991. And, Carly, you’re right, Donnie Darko wasn’t all that good.
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Donnie Darko sucked balls.
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lol u guys r kool
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katie holmes
I hate ur genes
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Just because it went semi-mainstream doesn’t mean it wasn’t a good movie. FYI you have to have taste to begin with in order to be “ironic”.
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First, I was all like I ain’t no hipster.. I don’t identify with that shit.
But then I realised you’ve seen straight through me carles.
In the end I’m glad I’m a hipster cos it means I’m fkn cool.
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NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! SKINNY JEANS FOREVER
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CRLS I’m now convinced you do in fact work in advertising.
If so lets sneak out of work and go eat southwestern eggrolls at chili’s.
I will dress up like fat brunette aggy for you if you like.
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aggy is not kyoot. she has no breasts and her hair only looks good about 1 out of 100 pictures.
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aggy is fucking gross. the marks that her ribs make on her chest are bigger than her tits, and i can probably hear the labia flapping in the wind.
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greenaggsnhammyxcore must be in love
their outfits are strtn 2 m@tch!
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i read those are really tom cruise’s jeans. i dont understand why anybody would wanna wear tom cruise’s jeans.
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i was a TRGT KDZ MDL in ‘94. it paid da rent.
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i jus love hammy s0o0 much and the strokes r gr8
yays for me seeing him in nyc before aggy gave him a friggn throat infecty.
STOP THE AGGYHAM FRENCHIN’ !!!
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