I’ve always wondered what I could do to be a ‘more free-spirited’ person. Should I doodle on my wrist with a red pen? Should I take weekend arts&crafts classes? Should I buy a sewing machine? Should I quit my job at a coffee shop to prepare my portfolio for design/fashion/architecture school? Should I only wear the same colour AA shirt every day? Which colour would make me seem the most authentic? What can I do to make sure that every one knows that I know how to express who I am? Who am I? What do I even believe in? I feel s0 limited in self-expression. It’s like I can only buy things to represent ‘the real me.’
I wish it could be as simple as making a kute quilt dress with computer keyboard keys glued on to the straps.
‘What’s this life 4?’
-Scott Stapp and the Creeds
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http://www.hipstercoughup.com
This is a site similar to hipster runoff but instead of being run by a single blogger Hipster Cough Up with provide you with articles from 4 different people all over California giving you there best and funniest articles while educating you about music you probably have not listened to yet. We are not here to overshadow or parody HipsterRunOff rather we are here to complement and fill in the blanks, and provide new perspectives. We do not want to start a war we want to start a network! A fill in the blanks for the highly incomplete list of shoe identities is to come. We love Hipster Runoff so why not try to love us too :)
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Does your site have the racism of Hipster Runoff? the only reason I read this site is for that.
Whats with the girl face down ass up in the American Apparel banner? Dov you are a dirty bird.
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psh No we are not racist …. perhaps judgmental at times ;) But seeing as one of our writers is Asian I am going to have to say no we respect peoples color.I personally am not the writer who will be the most bluntly honest I believe those articles are in the motion as we speak though.
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She should have used all ‘ALT’ keys.
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http://www.liberalstreetfighter.com/ee/images/uploads/TwoFace03.jpeg
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def tuggable
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I am awesome because she is awesome.
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ctrl-alt-delete this broad
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craftiest or tackiest?
the line is so fine
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this woman has rocked me like a hurricane and she doesn’t even know me.
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OKKKK the first cmmnt rndrd this post ttly UNBLGGBL since well it wasn’t that good to begin with.
for example, they fixed gear rider post had a much better picture than this one, for gheys or bros alike. Their American Appy shit was kind of shit, though.
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keeep it racist crls-its y we tru ALTS cum here
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she sooo should have used ALT keys
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http://www.blipsterjerkoff.com
This is a site similar to hipster runoff but instead of being run by a single blogger Blipster Jerk Off will provide you with articles from 4 different people all over Harlem giving you there best and funniest articles while educating you about ways to hook up with alt-broads you probably have not tried yet. We are not here to overshadow or parody Hipster Cough Up rather we are here to complement and fill in the blanks, and provide new perspectives. We do not want to start a war we want to start a network! A fill in the blanks for the highly incomplete list of perfect alt-breasts is to come. We love Hipster Cough Up so why not try to love us too :)
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Haiku:
FGGT @ Altpunk
@ 12:16 ftw
I just want some lawlz
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^ and ^^ both of yall. I smell trying to hard and it ain’t me babe.
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I guess here is the part where I am supposed to shun the try hards for talking shit but I have it way better off than you ever will, and that smug feeling settles in me, if only you knew who I was. :) Have a nice day I mean I hope you die in a meth related car wreck :) fags
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say it to my face you anonymous cowards
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ALTYPUNK IS THOMAS BANGALTY!!!!!@@!@!@!!
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looks like the the keys are sewn on to me, not glued.
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“say it to my face you anonymous cowards”
you’re an annoying hypocrite, who cares who you are?? bye.
bye
ps- this crafty girl is all over the place in my city. time to move..
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altpunk is pretty ghey. i bet his shitty blog isn’t even on hypemachine
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what the hale is hipstercoughup??
lamesauce
anyways oh lordy that girl’s dress is terrible
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also “educating you about music you probably have not listened to yet”
thank god this blog exists…how else would i have found out about cutting edge bands that no one else heard of and which i can use as bargaining power in my hipster quest of one upping my friends such as the death set omg??
THANKS HIPSTER COUGHUP :)
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damn crls ur soooo fckn mnstrm fggts r rippin u off…then bloggin about it!
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(the sincerest form of fggtry) and what not
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soooooo beautifully embarassing-post more “alt punk!” lurv it!
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Terry said…
She should have used all ‘ALT’ keys.
HELLA LOLZ.
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alt punk wait! come back! ive never laughed so hard as when i read “educating you about music you probably have not listened to yet”.
‘getting’ HRO enough not to piggyback off it with ads for your own blog = truly ALT
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hipstercoughup = PLAGIARISM FAIL
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deer mister hipster runs,
i think the header should say:
“just searching for alt-thenticity ya’ll”
hearts and tugjobs,
janie
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“Addicted to spending way too long at the local Coffee shop smoking your Parliment,and Lucky Strike cigarettes while coughing up a storm about fashion, music and your new tattoo? Well put those Cigarettes down smoke a bowl and pick up an instrument.It’s time to talk about what is actually up on the West Coast.”
CUTE!
CUTE KUTE KYUTE QUTE!
But really really fucking really wow congratulations on this but really really lame
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someone needz 2 call aol and have altpunk’s dial up acct cancelled for all the HRO TOS violations.
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OMG YALL MY DADDY JUST BOUGHT ME A FAILBOAT AND IM GOING TO GO FAILING AROUND THE WORLD! ILL POST PICTURES ON MY BLOG LOL!
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This is the funniest thread of comments on HRO in a long time.
oh my godspeed i love alt keys.
Why are so many HRO readers bitchy? It’s not Carles’s fault ghey FGGTS like ‘altpunk’ are making him go mnstrm.
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god that commentfags blog is horriple.
‘You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re doing is recording it’
guess the meaning of that is failed on you. failfag.
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altpunk needs a hug yall
and an original idea for a blog yall
love yall
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i kind of feel bad for altpunk…
he can be my friend.
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do you know who alt punk is????
hahaha..
RLY THO COULD BE EPIC TROLLER
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that girl has GOT to be from portland or at least living here…
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pshh. she’s totally from connecticut, huh?
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