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What DJ sets will sound/look like in 2k12 [Forecasting Our Progressive Future]


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I know a lot of yall don’t get the opportunity to be an impressionable, 17 year old entry-level Mexi-alt living in Southern California, so I thought this video did a good job of capturing what the future of “fun” is. The modern DJ will have to do more than just spin records/press buttons. He will be a true showman, taking ‘crowd participation’ to the next level. The modern DJ is somewhere between a priest in his pulpit, and a rap super star.

Fave Parts of this video:

  • kute karaoke performance
  • seas of entry level alts searching for meaning/for a DJ to save their life (last nite)
  • Air guitar
  • head banger hair twirl
  • Belligerent Crowd surf
  • Opportunity to view party pix bros mastering their kraft

What’s ur fave part?
Who is the best DJ in the world?
What makes a DJ simply the best (better than all the rest)?

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46 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

    my favorite part is being FIRST.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    fuck the gheyoki

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

    An individual’s alt-ness is inversely related to their tolerance of this man.

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    ur slippin crls

    pst mre nipz,azz, n choadslipz n maybe u will b able to make rent on ur shot-glass sized apt with ad revs u snickelfritz

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    he seems to be handling his father’s death rather well

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  6. Viernest
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    I’d love to see the pics from the guy who got his camera beaten by the mad priest…

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    you should’ve quit while you were ahead

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    i h8 him and fuck dance tooo that place is for 15 yr olds.

    1 tyme i went there and made out with this hot chick turns out she was only 15….i’m not tryin 2 go 2 jail or ne thing.

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 7:28 pm | Permalink

    that made me not want to be alt anymore

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  10. ali
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 7:52 pm | Permalink

    that video makes me want to poke my eyes out.

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  11. Aoki is the new Zeppelin
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 7:54 pm | Permalink

    That mexi girl kinda looks like a mexi guy. I can’t really tell. lol

    But anyways, Djs are the new rock stars.

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  12. badkharmala
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    you forgot that future djs will fly through space to afterparties in the omega nebula.

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    i don’t think ‘partie’ is alt any more (if it evr was).

    daft punk were smart to fire pedro.

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

    JUST HIT PLAY!! ;-)

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 8:22 pm | Permalink

    “he’s just a poor boy from a poor family.”

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

    I am glad im not there
    people are so starved for “cool”.
    he’s not even doing anything with that stupid knob in the begninng but people seem to think he’s creating a track on the fly or something

    busy p slipped on a turd

    ahaha

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  17. cristi
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

    QUEEN IS THE BEST BAND EVER.Freddie Mercury is the greatest

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    god, he’s just oozing with talent. mediocre music to ruin your hearing

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    aoki “live”

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    wow that was horrible. i was really excited at the fact that all those 15ish year olds were about to rape him (literally).

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 8:56 pm | Permalink

    2:17 best most OMG cmmnt

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 9:42 pm | Permalink

    Magnum XL is dumb. So is Steve Aoki. The “FUTURE” of djing? What a douchenozzlesucker.

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

    fuck this blog

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    <3 karaoki

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  25. snob
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 11:42 pm | Permalink

    queen is crap rock opera.
    nothing alt or ironic about them

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 1:34 am | Permalink

    yo that was GHEYY!!

    “seas of entry level alts searching for meaning” haha

    also big LOLz at the you should have quit while you were ahead type comments that always appear here.

    seeing beyong the fad. live long CRLS

    Nx

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  27. whoa
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 2:20 am | Permalink

    steeeveee aooooooooooooooki

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 4:07 am | Permalink

    um wow.

    the funniest part was when he goes “ok, this is the last song” like a band would say. except he presses play on his laptop.

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  29. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 4:19 am | Permalink

    i totally made out with steve one time.

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  30. someh!pster
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 5:00 am | Permalink

    he just wanted to get touched by those 12 year old girls

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  31. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 5:03 am | Permalink

    I hate it when people put on the queen / poor people song / that guy that killed someone / boy quin to his mama, song.

    This song was fun to sing along to at the 8th grade prom but now it is just lame. Even Girl Talk has the decency to put on a rlly bad version of a nirvana song at the end of shows when he wants to “be apart of the crowd”.

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  32. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 5:12 am | Permalink

    i fucking hate him

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  33. electroslag
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 6:52 am | Permalink

    I like how he just had to play queen to get all the entry alts excited.

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  34. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 7:05 am | Permalink

    i think this was a jump the shark moment for aoki.

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  35. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 7:14 am | Permalink

    Screw that haters

    Carls that was a good find & a fucking hilariously sad video

    <3333333 authentic blogs

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  36. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 7:39 am | Permalink

    steve aoki is to the alt scene as paris hilton is to the mnstrm?

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  37. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 9:19 am | Permalink

    "<3 karaoki"

    lolol

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  38. n a t 3
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 12:51 pm | Permalink

    That was cool but for real club dance is pure shit, i mean i don’t even see any cool faces in the mix except for people on stage. having been there myself its usually a group of 14-17 year old girls and dudes that think its some kind of rave.

    and whats up with all the marshall cabs? pretty ballin…

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  39. annibrook
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

    anyone know any clubs a 15 yo can get in to in nyc?

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  40. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 2:16 pm | Permalink

    no talent lowlife piece of shit.

    i saw him at some awful magazine release party a month or two ago & he ended the show exactly the same way & the crowd of twelve year olds with fake IDs did exactly the same thing.

    he walked by me on the way out…he smells like fermented asshole.

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  41. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 3:01 pm | Permalink

    lolol his securibouncers were lyk: ‘no steve, no surfin’ today’

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  42. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm | Permalink

    that one jailbait pix girl only shoots with one hand, like she’s flipping her hair. Canon PowerShot Pro is the new headband/tote bag? party pics suck, aoki gets tugged by tweens and thinks he’s cool, and freddie mercury had AIDS. Just push play against AIDS.

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  43. Anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2008 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    Nice Tina Turner song ” ” How very soccer mom alt of you.

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  44. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    lame

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  45. Anonymous
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 11:34 pm | Permalink

    my favorite part is when he acts like he is actually doing something other than playing a song…then acting like a “rock star” and crowd surfing..ugh what a fag.

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  46. Anonymous
    Posted September 22, 2008 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    isn’t that entry level mexi-alt girl actually paprazzi, LA’s worst dj yet?
    look at his eyes he looks fuuuucked up OMGWTF PRAYFORPAPARAZZILIKHEWASINAPLANECRASH

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