Remember Uffie (and her sweet, sweet nips), yall? I feel like instead of giving us new music on a monthly basis, Uffie should be required by the Bloghouse Artists Association to give the general alt public new Tittie Pix every month.
Google is smart, yall. It knows exactly what kind of nips certain celebs have.
XX BONUS RIHANNA FLYING SAUCER NIPS XX
[via WWTDD]
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO:
- Girl Talk
- The New Young Pony Club
- that 1 party pic guy/girl
- that 1 DJ guy
- that 1 record label that was ‘on fire’ in 2k7
- Bloc Party
- Feist
- Health
- Crystal Castles
- The Knife
- Peter Bjorn and Johnny
- The Whitest Boy Alive (non-Fred Falke remixes)
- Thom Yorke and the Radioheads
- The Rembrandts (I’ll B There 4 u)
- Stars
- The Beatles
- Thieves Like Us
- Thieves Like Us Remix Contests
- The United States Postal Service
- Krazie Ian & the Joy Divisions
Since I have a blog-based mindset on consuming music, I feel like I haven’t heard from these artists in decades.
Question: One blog year equals:
a) 1 day
b) 1 month
c) 3 months
d) 12 hours
e) 1 hour
f) however long the song “D.A.N.C.E.” lasts
g) CYOAnswer
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1 bl0g yr = hwevr long that bl0g is considered ALT
like, this bl0g crls, is no longer alt
happy 1st birthday
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im moving to chicago next month, will someone give me a job?
everyone on craigslist just wants to suck my cock.
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remember when uffie was attractive?
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I almost didnt want to post because the first post was soooooo money but…i just thought i would reiterate what everyone allready knows. its no longer alt to post here
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1 blg yr = however long it takes for the first band the blg pushes (i.e. the teenagers) to become big.
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Is Rihanna’s right nipple pierced?
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nice wallpaper
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dain dawg!!
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uffie got replaced by this:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=230323216
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re: #1 and 10:30, who cares?
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i’m on board with post one… i mean. i used to read your posts all the way, word-for-word. but now it’s just like, who cares… sorry crls. i’m over it. i shouldn’t even be writing this i know.
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HRO blog about this:
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
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3 months!
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definitely however long L.E.S.D.A.N.C.E (the mashup between santogold and justice) lasts!
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remember when having 1 pierced nip was sooo in? -me either. puffy nipster.
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pls stop posting that stupid adbusters link. adbusters is weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak. i wish for their witty corporate logo art to go away and for their interns to get herpes. 4EAE
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blog about smart shiiit articles that are written by jeulous altssss
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
PS
we hpsters need 2 b more indie to create are own culture to move western civilization forward
down with un responsible captilismmmmm
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“Thieves Like Us Remix Contests”
LOL
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I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
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1 blog year is a month. fact
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i think a blog year is around 3 months. you have to take into account reblogs and trackbacks when determining lasting reach.
also: it was never alt to post here. if you think it was, you never “got” HRO to begin with.
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ha ha ha. blog about people who “get” HRO. you people crack me up.
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Carly, just tell me what fuckin shoes to buy.
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if you read a blog to decide how alt you are, you are not alt. if you have at anytime referred to yourself as being/realized you are alt, you are not alt. and if at any time you thought posting a comment on a blog would make you more alt, you are anti-alt.
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at the end of civilization, it doesn’t matter how much you are part of the responsible party CUZ WE R ALL DED FGGTS.
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
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What ever happened to AJ Benza?
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what ever happened to this site being funny
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‘puffie nipples’ i think i just peed. haha.
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..well radiohead and bl0c pty just played at lollapalooza last night.
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LMAO Rihanna.
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