(I’m afraid 2 die.)
I’ve always wondered what happens after u die? Do u go 2 heaven? is there a G0d? Does he/she like to ‘chill’ and listen to faggy electro? I guess I won’t know until I’m making youtube music videos in heaven with my BestGodForeverAndEver (BGFAE).
I think God ‘N Me might make make a music video for M.I.A.’s paper planes using bananas as fake guns to make the gunshot noises.
N E WAYS…
Remember that time Bo Diddley died? We were able to find out that when u die, u r automatically the #1 artist on hypemachine.
Apparently, some guy named Isaac Hayes died. I think he was a rapper from the 60s who was in films about black people, and then became the world’s first black scientologist. 
What’s ur favourite memory of Isaac Hayes? Or is he just another 1970ish black guy who you get mixed up with Al Green, Marvin Gaye, MarioVanPeebies, D’Angelo, Samuel L Jackson, the fattie from Gnarls Barkley, a famous basketball player who played in the ABA, and other miscellaneous ‘vintage’ black people?
(I’m afraid to die.)
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death isnt gonna be big until ~2k60?
it’s gonna be ok.
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dear carles,
i was watching the netherlands vs korea handball game and this boi showed up:
http://i34.tinypic.com/ffa2rd.jpg
r the olympics alt??
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Crls does not care about black people!
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BLOG ABT THE OLYMPICS!!!
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if im gonna die i wanna die fighting in the forthcoming Electro Wars.
Nx
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the electro wars are nearly over, the CIA will start an offensive against the French late this month, justice and daft punk will be forced into shelter….
I also heard scotland yard targeted a couple of aussie bands for dismanteling, other than wolfmother, the report is inconclusive…
i just hope we come out of this one alive…
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SHAFT!
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I thought alts weren’t supposed to be afraid of death. That’s why they design, dance, drink, drug and fuck the nights away. No?
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less boring utube vidz plz
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isaac hayes sang chocolate salty balls
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Alts are half dead already, that’s the whole thing about being alt, or is that goth?
The Dutch invented ultimate altness back in 1865:
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/24365/24365-h/images/v1p250.png
A bit more RECSEPT is appropriate when it comes to ISCK HZ.
Olympics are too mainstream to BLG about?
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Didn’t he play Shaft/briefly appear on a Girl Talk Album? There should be a “Where hipsters might recognize Isaac Hayes from.” listicle.
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just anothr ded nggr.
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“I thought alts weren’t supposed to be afraid of death. That’s why they design, dance, drink, drug and fuck the nights away. No?”
its bcuz we R afraid 2 die :(
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p0st more FROOT WEAPONS!
- gettin banana guns tattooed on my hips _
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thedayaftetyoudie.blogspot.com has all the answers……..
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mainstream is the new alt
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You were cool until you disrespected Isaac Hayes AND Cee-Lo. Isaac Hayes was super-alt, throwback style. I mean, he had signed with South Park before all the alts even knew what South Park was….and LONG before the mainstreamers knew. Ummm, five letters, SHAFT. AND he wore his sunglasses at night….before I was born.
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TOO SOON to mock the hayes
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Isaac Hayes was pretty Alt…He was our parents generation’s Kanye West.
Check this out: http://manifestdestitute.blogspot.com/2008/08/lazy-sunday-you-will-be-missed-isaac.html
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yay everything was chill till you got on isaac hayes. he was a black icon. watch ya mouth son
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wasn’t he a scientologist anyway?
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crles hates black people
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yp6MBw Thanks for good post
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I also agree..
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Keep on blogging! :)
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