[Photo by The Style Scout]
These two alts are so dark, yet so colourful. While their personal brands are very unique and unlike any1 else in the world, they somehow unify to prove to the world that they are an alt-couple. Holding them back from receiving the ALTESTCOUPLEEVR title is probably the fact that they aren’t modernAlt enough. However, if they built a time machine and went back to the year 1997, they would certainly be considered ‘Progressive Rockers.’
But srsly, do yall think they get buzzed on Jack Daniels and make wristbands/pant cuff decorations together? <3 alts & crafts <3
***************
[Photo by HelLooks]
Old people r always in truLuv because they stuck together for such a long time. This old couple was alt enuff to be fashion blggd about, proving their relevance to a multitude of generations. One can only imagine how many lilAlts popped from her alternative womb. Some fashion critics have written that couples who coordinate their outfits are not vry authentic–however, if ur old, it proves that u truly know how 2 ‘communicate.’
This post has been brought to you by the Jonas Brother’s World Tour: Rockin’ 4 Sweetness (A Rock N Roll Tour to Promote Diabetes 4 Every1 Under 15)
[via wtfnsfw]
SRSLY yall… don’t eat 2 much sugar if u don’t want ur blood to turn bad. A lot of older minorities who I have interacted with have ‘the Sugar’ a.k.a. ‘the Diabetes’ and it hasn’t really RUINED their lives’, but it has made them feel guilty when they eat birthday cake, cookies, ice cream, Jolly Ranchers, Snickers Bars, and other sweet treats. No1 deserves 2 live with guilt, not even ur unloving father.
Loading ...
IAmCarles.com
15 Comments
diabetes, more like cry-abetes!
Reply
Does the Jonas bro on the right get alt-points for having a sillie hat?
Reply
Wilford Brimley is alt. He likes Quaker Oats for breakfast and Quakers are an alt religion.
Wilford Brimley also has DIABEETUS. Which is an alt blood composition that makes you need an alt diet.
Reply
1st pic. i think you might be wrong big “C”, i think they may just be furries.
Reply
so in touch with alts family dynamics carles
Reply
So I’m assuming those jackets have the jew-steece cross on the back which permits old people to enter the blog-o-sphere/althvn?
Since when did HRO become a nutrition website, first bagged cereal, now diabeetus warnings, is Crls the new surgeon-generAL[T]?
Reply
i am kinda surprised that disney would vouch for young boys who can’t enjoy cupcakes. it isnt right.
Reply
old dude looks like the cowardly lion…
Reply
alt couple looks like two dudes. is being ghey what it takes to be the altest couple?
Reply
“cryabeetes”
p.s. i would totally do track palin
Reply
The first couple is alt-Jesus and his whore wife Maree Maggydeyn.
Reply
more jonas brothers.
Reply
alllright yoou!
i has the diabetes but it’s type one kay? wasn’t my fault ni didn’t eat too many sugar lollies. THATS TYPE TWO BOO HOO
so yeh.
like yer blogs otherwise. i’m only mildly offended (Y)
Reply
you have daddy issues?
Reply
This is a great post. Thanks for sharing.
Reply