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Alice Glass explains her Personal Brand
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I was reading my local newspaper, the Independent, and I saw a section with fashion tips from one of my favourite female vocalists of the post-Feist musicsphere. Here are a series of quotes that help us understand why Alice Glass is s000 sexie.


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On why she didn't get a breast augmentation & keep her hair blonde:

I'm feminine: I'm wearing a skirt, I own a bra. I think that whole big blonde look has been taken over by transsexuals now. I'm a natural blonde, but that blonde hair, big tits idea of what men want, it's now really unfeminine.


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On her keut haircut which she has had 4 a long tyme

I've had my hair like this since I was 13. Before that, it was much shorter. I had a Chelsea, which is bangs [a fringe] and then the rest is shaved off.

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On wearing little boys clothing...

My top is from a sports store in Dalston. It's a sweater for little boys


On coming out of her mother's womb with a pre-established personal brand:

I must have come out of the womb wearing Converse.I just wear them until they rip and become sandals. I like the white ones when they get that awesome brown shade.


On the dangers of playing to crowds of entrylevel alts:

I can't take anything valuable on tour; kids jump on stage and steal my stuff.

On what happens 2 u if u never have a real job:

My make-up routine involves putting a bunch of black stuff on my eyes. I've worn lipstick before, but I'm not big into it. I don't really care or think about how I look. I wouldn't wear something I didn't like, but I've never had a real job so no one's ever told me how to dress.

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I feel kloser 2 her now, since I understand where she is coming from. It's kind of like when u r dating some1, then 1 night u just have an 'amazing conversation' where u get vulnerable with them, find out about their childhood, and learn to understand & value them on a totesally deep level.

'I need u s0 much closer'
-death cab for Crystie Cutesle

Comments

Anonymous's picture

entry level alts stole her virginity and dignity.

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Anonymous's picture

that haircut is the worst thing i have ever seen and i go on this site every hour.

Anonymous's picture

as a blonde girl with big tits I love that altchicks are uglying up because it makes me look 10x hotter! thank you alice glass!

Brononymous's picture

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

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Having gone into television

Having gone into television production in the 80s before closing its doors for good, Hammer nonetheless remains the most successful British film studio ever, producing more than 200 features over five decades.

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AstroCandy's picture

i thought you were over allie, carles. i knew you wouldn't last.

Anonymous's picture

i agree with anon, that's a pretty rancid hair cut. good luck with getting your true love carles! maybe you should try wiping your arse on some white converse and sending them to her for valentines day? i think she'd dig it.on a side note, how great is it that today isn't the end of the world. high hopes for 2012!

Anonymous's picture

yeah, she is not cute. and this is coming from a girl that doesn't have blonde hair and fake boobs. I mean, she can do what she wants, but wearing a little boy tshirt is not feminine, it's lazy.

Anonymous's picture

Big tits have become unfeminine? Someone sounds jealous....Big tits will always be feminine, what a moronic statement.

Anonymous's picture

Feist has more beauty in her left foot then that bisch has in her cotch.

Anonymous's picture

shes really kute buuuuuuuuuuut i really dont want to hang out with her

Anonymous's picture

I want to tug Alice Glass so0 bad. This is old btw.

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carles. i just tugged to the half naked pic of alice on flickr.com. look under crystal castles and most recent pictures. its on like the 2nd or 3rd page

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@$cam, :o

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@snakes, can't find pic in question.....plz help

Anonymous's picture

@12:32she has big tits.Infact she has Scarlett Johansson tits.@12:00Girls don't know shit about which girl is cute. All women decide if a girl is keute or not based on how much they like them or hate them.That's why every girl describes their overweight hairy best-friend as a total doll.

Anonymous's picture

i'm jelious because those entry level alts look like they are having more fun than real alts ever do and are less bitter.

Brononymous's picture

Good post, thanks for taking

Good post, thanks for taking time to discuss this.
Fortunately Alice Glass is also presented in your blog, assuring a decent coverage.
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Ian's picture

shes hot because she's skinny and white ans has some fat tits. she's also kind of weird looking which is also hot

Anonymous's picture

if i ever have a daughter, im naming her souixie (yall).

sarah's picture

I think Alice glass is amazing. Screw what you f#@%ers say.

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Screw what you f#@%ers say. Alice Glass is amazing.

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avid_ajaxx's picture

dangers of playing crowd of entry_level:

getting my shit torn by their braces

getting my shit bleached by their benzoil peroxide

RobotCookie's picture

You know, its true when you say girls dont know wich girl is cute.Ask men and they would tell you AMAZING aand Weird stuff. Most of them come to : "Ill practically fuck anything, but that doesnt mean i think that fuck is cute"
Alice is really pretty and fucking awesome.
And blonde fat tits are definitelly fuckable, but hey, lets be honest, it has become ordinary and tacky. Dont believe me? http://tinyurl.com/2cnf2zg and that is the top of the blondes. Sorry.

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Yurr a fucking retard, and you make Crystal Castles look like retards for having fans such as you. And can you type like a normal fucking person, PlZzZzZZxiwslkfihsfa?!?!?

Ahh, & Alice Glass's shit is hotter than half the people commenting this. Thought I'd point that out.

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I`d lick every inch of her crystal castle

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vaney's picture

alice is a fuckin badass ha ha ha shes talented as fuck...all u haters ha obviously jealous. shes not ur lil blonde princess pop slut. i love this chick. btw wearing lil boys tees isnt being lazy its being differnt, ur prolly jealous cause u cant fit into em or pull it off! crystal castles woooo!!!!

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Thank god, someone with some

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Did she has a personal

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She isn't so sexy at all.

She isn't so sexy at all. Most of girls in my country are way much beautiful than she is. I am not even mentioning the "hair style" (no hair :( ) It's only my opinion, I hope, I won't be banned or anything here. :)

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