I was reading my local newspaper, the Independent, and I saw a section with fashion tips from one of my favourite female vocalists of the post-Feist musicsphere. Here are a series of quotes that help us understand why Alice Glass is s000 sexie.
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On why she didn’t get a breast augmentation & keep her hair blonde:
I’m feminine: I’m wearing a skirt, I own a bra. I think that whole big blonde look has been taken over by transsexuals now. I’m a natural blonde, but that blonde hair, big tits idea of what men want, it’s now really unfeminine.
On her keut haircut which she has had 4 a long tyme
I’ve had my hair like this since I was 13. Before that, it was much shorter. I had a Chelsea, which is bangs [a fringe] and then the rest is shaved off.
On wearing little boys clothing…
My top is from a sports store in Dalston. It’s a sweater for little boys
On coming out of her mother’s womb with a pre-established personal brand:
I must have come out of the womb wearing Converse.I just wear them until they rip and become sandals. I like the white ones when they get that awesome brown shade.
On the dangers of playing to crowds of entrylevel alts:
I can’t take anything valuable on tour; kids jump on stage and steal my stuff.
On what happens 2 u if u never have a real job:
My make-up routine involves putting a bunch of black stuff on my eyes. I’ve worn lipstick before, but I’m not big into it. I don’t really care or think about how I look. I wouldn’t wear something I didn’t like, but I’ve never had a real job so no one’s ever told me how to dress.
[Read more personal Alice quotes]
I feel kloser 2 her now, since I understand where she is coming from. It’s kind of like when u r dating some1, then 1 night u just have an ‘amazing conversation’ where u get vulnerable with them, find out about their childhood, and learn to understand & value them on a totesally deep level.
‘I need u s0 much closer’
-death cab for Crystie Cutesle
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entry level alts stole her virginity and dignity.
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Toronto props!
Alice Glass is still a spoiled cunt from Oakville
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that haircut is the worst thing i have ever seen and i go on this site every hour.
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as a blonde girl with big tits I love that altchicks are uglying up because it makes me look 10x hotter! thank you alice glass!
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i thought you were over allie, carles. i knew you wouldn’t last.
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i agree with anon, that’s a pretty rancid hair cut. good luck with getting your true love carles! maybe you should try wiping your arse on some white converse and sending them to her for valentines day? i think she’d dig it.
on a side note, how great is it that today isn’t the end of the world. high hopes for 2012!
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yeah, she is not cute.
and this is coming from a girl that doesn’t have blonde hair and fake boobs. I mean, she can do what she wants, but wearing a little boy tshirt is not feminine, it’s lazy.
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Big tits have become unfeminine? Someone sounds jealous….
Big tits will always be feminine, what a moronic statement.
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Feist has more beauty in her left foot then that bisch has in her cotch.
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feist has a face like a wealthy, slutty, bitchy, too old mom might have. ew, she’s fucking gross.
krissy kastle is s0000 much kuter.
p0st more alice glass.. nvr stop
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shes really kute buuuuuuuuuuut i really dont want to hang out with her
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I want to tug Alice Glass so0 bad. This is old btw.
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carles. i just tugged to the half naked pic of alice on flickr.com. look under crystal castles and most recent pictures. its on like the 2nd or 3rd page
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//////////Posted June 8th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
@$cam, :o
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//////////Reply by kevin
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2009 at 4:40 am
@snakes, can’t find pic in question…..plz help
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@12:32
she has big tits.
Infact she has Scarlett Johansson tits.
@12:00
Girls don’t know shit about which girl is cute. All women decide if a girl is keute or not based on how much they like them or hate them.
That’s why every girl describes their overweight hairy best-friend as a total doll.
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i’m jelious because those entry level alts look like they are having more fun than real alts ever do and are less bitter.
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shes hot because she’s skinny and white ans has some fat tits. she’s also kind of weird looking which is also hot
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if i ever have a daughter, im naming her souixie (yall).
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I think Alice glass is amazing. Screw what you f#@%ers say.
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Screw what you f#@%ers say. Alice Glass is amazing.
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i lof hur<3
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