[Photo by Pop Sugar]
Do yall know if ur local MAC STORE is starting 2 carry cute clothing and accessories? This Apple Belt seems like it does a good job of telling people ‘I have a Macbooky–but I’m not using my computer ryte now(Just livin real life).’ I’m not sure who this alt is, but she looks like she is being surrounded by a bunch of fashion bloggers. Must be nice 2 be fashionable enough to be pursued by like 10 street fashion bloggers.
Have u ever been into an Apple Store? It’s a place that employs ‘failed Liberal Arts majors’ and ‘people who were 2 smart 2 g0 2 college.’ Rlly hard 2 get service that’s not GHEY at a Mac Store. It sux that their computers used to be s0 alt, but now they have a whole store that’s setup 2 ‘explain their products’ to 50 year olds who are looking to buy a lappy/cellphoney for their inner-tweenspirit/for their going-away-2-college-daughter.
Which computer will be ALT after the Mac?
Should I get a Panasonic Toughbook so that I can take it with me in Xtreme Partying Conditions without worrying about it getting ruined if a DJ pours Grey Goose on it/the temperature is about 120 degrees on the dancefloor?
I can’t wait til the MacStore in NYC shuts down and they have 2 convert it into a homeless shelter/chili’s.
BUT SRSLY…
is it alt to like Kirsten Dunst more than Natalie Portman? Or are all ‘free-spirited’ young actresses mainstream? 
<3 ’successful kid actors who grew up 2 b kind of normal’ <3
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fart fart shit shit
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Good idea get a Panasonic Tugbook they are the future they will help us through those long lonely nights.
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Check out the fat photographer’s feet.
They are like tanned in a futuristic polygonal design.
*bows down to new trendsetter*
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the bottom pic is freaky
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i also refuse to recognize kirsten dunst, or whoever that is
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hoebag
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I don’t think the apples on that woman’s belt are representational of her commitment to the apple computer’s mainstream alternativeness//alternative mainstreamity, but more of a suggestion that her ovaries are as twin ripe, golden fuji apples.
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i feel bad for child actors b/c they can never be truly alt. no matter how young they are when they move to brooklyn.
can you post more ppl addicted to ‘puter duster? speaking of ‘puters.
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ok so clearly you knew that was kirsten, and pretended like you didnt know her… uh jealousy?
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lol “notmoredecai”- his feet look that because its from the “popsugar” watermarking. wow, smart
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When is it going to be a fashion trend for alt girls to get preggo?
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I’m planning on rockin a thinkpad (with the colored IBM logo) with mac os on it. People will be so confused.
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Kirstin is a hot babe.
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too bad apple belt girl looks vaguely like a copy-cat bjork. with blonde hair.
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linux is tr00 alt. apple is for posers.
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@ September 8, 2008 1:39 PM
PALM
FACE
is the 1st girl blind?
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i get really depressed when you put things i’ve heard once or twice in quotes
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Has anyone seen a real alt incorporate a non-macbook lappy into their personal brand successfully?
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Theres actually 2 mac stores in NYC
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