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Do AuthenticAlts have blue bl00d?

I'm rlly intrigued by the human body. It's like there's all this stuff inside of me that I don't know how it works--but it somehow does (until I get diabetes/cancer). It's nice that all I have 2 rlly spend time appreciating is fitting in2 my 'social circles' instead of worrying about sciencey issues.

Wonder would life would be like if I had 2 'hunt & gather' serious stuff like food, instead of just mp3s from bl0gs.


[Photo by Justin Smith/via DianePernet]
But srsly, if you are alternative enough, can it cause some of your physical traits to change? Kind of like how people who smoke too much lose their jaw and have to talk/eat out of a lil hole in their throat? Is there even such thing as 'evolution'? Science has always confused me because it feels kinda like magic sometimes, and other times it feels 'natural.'

N e ways...I'm tired of alts being murdered. :-(

"There's Too Much Blood" -Belle And Sebastianny

More HRO blood & violence coverage

Remember that time that bunny was crying blood from listening 2 too many bangers?
Or that time that sillie AussieBro got stabbed?
Or how about those broads with normal blood in their veins [who gawt stabbed]?

Comments

mike's picture

firstie.....wat do i win?

Anonymous's picture

This post is just a mess. What are you aiming for nowadays?

Anonymous's picture

i cant believe you have support from advertisers with such a shite blog.

archi-alt's picture

just looks like a magic 8 ball told her a future she did not want 2 belive (prlly she wuld 'settle down' w/a 'mnstrm dad' an become a 'socr mom' w/'gay crombies' 4 'childrn') so she crushd it open n the ink got all ovr her 2 me

Anonymous's picture

^ in yer alternative universe dreams

tandy shand's picture

Don't you ever work? All day long you're posting.I don't. That's why I'm able to comment all day long.

worth bloggin about's picture

!!!!!!!mainstream-alt high level entry:combra-person with cory-kery on new beverly hills 90210...http://img337.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cobrasnkae90210lr6.png

Charlie's picture

POST MOAR BL00D PIXStay strong Carles, we believe in you.xox from new zealand(ps there will be a very important announcement made soon regarding the future of oceania in the electro war)<3

Anonymous's picture

You really need coverage on the emerging frat/alt/bro trend. They are everywhere in clubs copying Kayne and raving with glowsticks. WTF? Are they just entry-level alts that deserve a chance or are they fake ass perpatrators in shutter shades?

Anonymous's picture

altvolution

Anonymous's picture

What is this "work" you speak of? Soon enough we will have the technology for all alts to be ageless alts. antioxidants are so 2kxx.

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