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yall...I am really scared of this arms race between the feuding parties in the upcoming electro wars. Every1 is trying to get the biggest, baddest weapons, even if they are tattooing them on their bodies. It's kind of like the Vietnam War--every one is your enemy whether they are a man, a woman, or a child. It's just like an American suburban neighborhood--u can't trust n e 1.

I feel like this image of bazooka boob broad is going to be transformed into a wartime propaganda poster that encourages women to join the fight.

Remember "Girl Power"? Is that still around? Did it die when the Spice Girls were in a fatal bus accident while traveling in the sub-Atlantic tunnel?


XX BONUS FULL-BODY PROTECTIVE SHIELD WITH A MAGICAL UMBRELLA SHIELD XX

Does n e 1 know where I can buy some body armor and/or a magical electro umbrella?

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Anonymous's picture

YEAH RODFORXXXX

db's picture

you just became my favorite blog. suck it, lolcats.

Anonymous's picture

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

bobbi's picture

i dunno about you, but i'm protecting myself from STDS FROM THE FUTURE with this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcrdC1ReXDg

hipsterdouchebag's picture

Red Foxxxx makes that shit dirrrrty.

Anonymous's picture

when sa humor memes leak in you know your blog is officially gay

octopus magic's picture

ugh that dumb grl is holding those SUPER SCOPE 6s the wrong way what an idiot

Anonymous's picture

hot ribs, would molest

bj's picture

thnx crls

Anonymous's picture

i just watched that umbrella shit high as fuck. thanks carles

Anonymous's picture

i just watched that umbrella shit high as fuck. thanks carles

Anonymous's picture

Superscope self-snipe!

Anonymous's picture

good thng its lbr dayNSFW NSFW pleeze lbl altbreast & altpenisez NSFW

Anonymous's picture

Artist Inigo Manglano-Ovalle often uses rain and storm clouds to signify political unrest and violence. In this work, Manglano-Ovalle has created an umbrella using Kevlar for the parasol.http://images.publicradio.org/content/2008/06/18/20080618_umbrella_33.jpg

Anonymous's picture

I predict that the next generation of try-too-hard-to-be-cool umbrellas will be of the clear plastic type with battery powered lights.

Anonymous's picture

the spice girls never represented girl power. they were just trotting out a handy marketing slogan and repeating it verbatim. you're obviously joking because there are more viable examples of women's empowerment than a manufactured pop band. if you visit the wasteland of the uk (the spice girls homeland) you will see that the women who were influenced by the spice girls as young girls are empowering themselves by acting like boys ie. getting their asses out, drinking huge amounts of alcohol, swearing profusely and fighting with each other. although this has always been the case in australia.

tits and ass's picture

those growths look nasty

teknohed's picture

GameNRD BRO ALERT!!Forget the b00bs. That chick is holding those Super Nintendo Super Scopes backwards...She's about to blow her arms clean off...now that would definatly impact her personal brand.

Anonymous's picture

she's not gonna shoot em herself, she's gonna toss em out to us electr0 souljaz don't worry about it

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