[Photo by Laperolog]
yall…I am really scared of this arms race between the feuding parties in the upcoming electro wars. Every1 is trying to get the biggest, baddest weapons, even if they are tattooing them on their bodies. It’s kind of like the Vietnam War–every one is your enemy whether they are a man, a woman, or a child. It’s just like an American suburban neighborhood–u can’t trust n e 1.
I feel like this image of bazooka boob broad is going to be transformed into a wartime propaganda poster that encourages women to join the fight.
Remember “Girl Power”? Is that still around? Did it die when the Spice Girls were in a fatal bus accident while traveling in the sub-Atlantic tunnel?
XX BONUS FULL-BODY PROTECTIVE SHIELD WITH A MAGICAL UMBRELLA SHIELD XX
Does n e 1 know where I can buy some body armor and/or a magical electro umbrella?
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YEAH RODFORXXXX
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you just became my favorite blog. suck it, lolcats.
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Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it’s kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
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i dunno about you, but i’m protecting myself from STDS FROM THE FUTURE with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcrdC1ReXDg
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Red Foxxxx makes that shit dirrrrty.
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when sa humor memes leak in you know your blog is officially gay
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Im the war chief in command of covert ops for the 4th battalion of the renagade nation of altopia in the australian rainforest
The electro war has been going on for a long time
The electro australian faction of sector T has been waging war on my country for years
They just don’t understand
There’s many types of faggy electro
And we shouldent be persercuted for the faggy electro we listen too
Luckly for us we have a endless suply of natural lighting bolts
I’ll make a wikipedia page for altopia yall
Love commander roo
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ugh that dumb grl is holding those SUPER SCOPE 6s the wrong way what an idiot
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hot ribs, would molest
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thnx crls
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i just watched that umbrella shit high as fuck. thanks carles
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i just watched that umbrella shit high as fuck. thanks carles
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Superscope self-snipe!
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good thng its lbr day
NSFW NSFW pleeze lbl altbreast & altpenisez NSFW
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Artist Inigo Manglano-Ovalle often uses rain and storm clouds to signify political unrest and violence. In this work, Manglano-Ovalle has created an umbrella using Kevlar for the parasol.
http://images.publicradio.org/content/2008/06/18/20080618_umbrella_33.jpg
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I predict that the next generation of try-too-hard-to-be-cool umbrellas will be of the clear plastic type with battery powered lights.
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the spice girls never represented girl power. they were just trotting out a handy marketing slogan and repeating it verbatim. you’re obviously joking because there are more viable examples of women’s empowerment than a manufactured pop band. if you visit the wasteland of the uk (the spice girls homeland) you will see that the women who were influenced by the spice girls as young girls are empowering themselves by acting like boys ie. getting their asses out, drinking huge amounts of alcohol, swearing profusely and fighting with each other. although this has always been the case in australia.
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those growths look nasty
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GameNRD BRO ALERT!!
Forget the b00bs. That chick is holding those Super Nintendo Super Scopes backwards…She’s about to blow her arms clean off…now that would definatly impact her personal brand.
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she’s not gonna shoot em herself, she’s gonna toss em out to us electr0 souljaz don’t worry about it
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