[Photo by ThisIsAnother]
Every1 can agree--the best DJs in the world come in pairs. It's too difficult for 1 man to pick a 'hella ridonk' playlist on his own, and use modern technology to keep 'the partie going.' Fortunately, the girl from the blog Perez Hilton and the dough boy from Linking Parks found a way 2 make it 'worth ur while' to make ur way out from the suburbs on Saturday nights.

Even when bands have a DJ set, there's usually only 2 bandmembers who perform the task.
3 DJ teams are kinda awkward.
4 person DJ teams are pretty ghey
5+ DJ teams = 'u need to chill out and start doing things on ur own'

I think about what sort of things DJ duos like Justice, 2ManyDJs, the Soulwaxes, Cut Copy DJbros, the Teenagers DJ set, the Rapture (Live DJs), and even your local douchebag DJs who 'started their own meaningful weekly partie' could do to make it worth consumers' while to see their show. I can't think of a better gimmick than the FUCK+GETTING CONSUMED ALIVE model.

<3 tugging [via sex] <3
<3 getting gobbled by darkAltMainstream dough boys <3

BUT SRSLY...which Madden Brother is fingerbanging a better grl?