Yall. I’m scared abt the future. Right now gas prices are like $10 a gallon in my suburban area/major metropolitan area, and if things keep up, it’ll be $20 per gally by 2k9. Sux s0 bad ryte now.
So is the RAZR Scooter the Toyoto Prius of the future? Since our economy is so bad, and gas prices are so high, we’re going to see a lot of people save money by making their gender ambiguous/riding scooters for 8 year olds. I think this guy is also representative of the PERSONAL BRAND RECESSION that we are in right now. There just aren’t enough unique personal brands to go around, so u have to search for something zany to make u feel unique. For example, this bro is wearing a hoop earring AND a dangly earring. If we weren’t in a personal brand recession/depression, this never woulda happened.
I know that people are worried about emissions and relying on the Dark Side of the World that is home to a lot of oil/Texas Tea/’brown drank’/etc. I think our world would be a lot easier if we found a way to get all of those natural resources into America. Then we wouldn’t have to ‘go2war’ with the Dark Side. Iraq was kinda bloggable, tho. Remember Saddam Hussein’s sons? (don’t miss yall)
N e ways. Should I buy a HybridJetta or a segway? I am bad at parallel parking, so maybe a seggy might help strengthen my personal brand. It will really bring out the ‘mall security guard’ in me.
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Zero comments? How can this be? Wait, this topic is facing reality too much, ouch!
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does one really need a helmet to ride a segway?
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LOLOLOLOLOLz
The ‘dude’ in the first pic looks like a drag queen dressed up as Mary Jane from the quirky/hip stoner comedy ‘Half Baked’.
Drag queens dressed like characters from ’stonr flix’ big in 2kNeVer?
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re: mcharvat,
Yes.
George W. Bush needed one.
momjeans + FGGT = Segways = Dubbya
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OMG! The Granny from the future was RIGHT!
I just hope brands like American Appearl and UO don’t suffer from the recession. I heard Abercrombie’s sales went down 11% because of gas prices….but then again thats a good thing.
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i’m so alt i can FLY
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CNN Breaking News: Trig Palin Adopted by Dov Charney, Wears Exclusively American Apparel For Rest Of Life
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too bad i actually think his personal brand is working for him.
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steve wozniak says he always has 3 segways in his car. he also used to date kathy griffin. she also said he never got her off.
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fggt
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LONGBOARD. is the future of land travel
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is the first dude trevor skeet skeet from http://www.eatskeet.com?
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