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Hey yall. It’s funnie how women who want to be influential & powerful start out by being a newscaster on the local news. Whether they want to marry a rich local man, run for city council, learn how 2 blog, or even become the Vice President of the USA, they start on the local news. Interestingly enough, former ‘it girl’ (before the internet was OFFICIALLY reality) Cory Kennedy looks to be doing some sort of ‘kitchen cops’ report at some sort of Chili’s Restaurant. Every one has to pay their dues. U don’t just start out on the 11 o’clock news, yall.
Not sure what city this is in, but probably a small market in Ohio or Alaska, which is where most people get their start. This is just more evidence that altCelebs have 2 branch out because our economy is s0 bad. :-(
Do u have dreams of being on the local news?
Is ur local news’ rlly bad’?
Do u have a chuckle when minority anchormen pretend to be white?
Do u think that people who become local news figureheads & thinking their lives’ r meaningful because they are contributing to society = funnie?
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HAAAZ!
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Hahahaha whoa, Japanese Motors ad at the top? What a small fucking world. Hi Nolan! Hi Alex! I like how it says 2008’s summer anthem, since this was recorded pre-summer 2007.
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interesting tidbit: carles doesnt really like women. he proclaims to be all supportive and shit, but in reality he thinks they are the lesser gender. did you know that the greeks were actually the first misogynists?
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wheres the Japanese Motors Ad?
Hi Chris.Hi Andrew!
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The Kennedys are already one of the most influential families in this country. She’s just taken that sphere of influence to the alts who will make Kennedy/Hunter a reality in 2012.
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i jst want 2 kn0 why shez famous? that bitch cory be so hitupnasssstty. shes not evn that level of ugliness thtz alt, shes just straight up fugly & totz not tug-able.
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watevs sheez totes fkbl yall
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIL4qYx0bXE
plz watch mister cuz it it about minority anchormen who get bit by a bug……a bug dat makes dem turn 2 black peeps like they ment 2 be ok!!!!
ITS FUNNY OK
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who’s cory kenney?? is she on like a (m)tv show??? i’m i 2old2know???
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aw, here’s cory looking like her true goofball self. (she’s kinda busted in person, ya’ll.) look at her holding that nylon tv microphone like a tool. sorry, cory..
crls, keep up the allusions to sarah palin… way funny, srsly.
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p0st m0re chili’z humor
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local news blows especially living in a non[altcoastalcity]. was it ever relevant? I think it was made just so mainstreamers have time between their busy teevee schedule to eat dinner and/or tug before watching [latenighttvshow].
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you are so good everyday. i came online to check my rss feeds bc im having a bad day & i knew you & my fashiony blogs would make me feel better. i have no idea how youre so consistently awesome but you are & i appreciate it!!
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