HIPSTER RUNOFF

[Photo by Cbrbro]

Yall, I miss the old days of HRO, back about 10 blog years ago when all we did was appreciate the simple beauty of AltBros. While we all love alt titties, electroWar media hype, and other people who wear zany clothes, we can never forget the altBro. They are the ones who truly hold up our alternative economy. Whether it is buying drinks for a an altGirl who they are courting, buying t-shirts with designed designs, or reading music blogs that have too many advertisements, the ALTBRO is the fuel that drives the altWorld's Prius.

AltBros, Altbros everywhere, but not a peen to tug. :-(

[Photo by HalfAlive]

With a little bit of help from your altBros, you can get through n e thing.
Everything can be meaningful with the right set of bros.

[the Friend Attack]

From a previous HRO post:

While we usually focus on slutz, AZNs, and GHEYz, we should never overlook the social importance of the the straight, unmemorable male. When packs of alternative bros hang out, and enjoy things together, they are working to make alternative experiences (such as parties and concerts) more meaningful, without the pitfalls of ending up in a Long Term Relationship.
Alternative Bros are not solitary dudes. Bros roam in packs. They value their brohood. Bros probably don't have girlfriends, so they value the herd. It's kind of like how fish swim in schools to look like a shark (sorry, not a life sciences major).
Alternative bros are usually hanging out with other bros. While they value their bro-hood, they are all competing for the same goal, which can sometimes strain their friendship. Bros value one another, but they also want their night to end with the soft tug of a woman.

Part of being authentic means being 'aware' enough to appreciate 'small things about life' that other people are too unauthentic to appreciate.

XX BONUS DOUCHEBAG ALTERNATIVE ENTREPRENEURS XX

Where Da Soulpatch/Strategic scruff at?