I think that after the altBro explosion of 2k8, altBros have ‘gone into hiding’ when the camera guy comes around. Instead of proudly posing with their arms around their best bros, they disperse/look for altBROads to be photographed with/jones on.
I first identify an altBro when I see:
a) a group of 3 or more bros who are alt
b) bro with plaid shirt + a tie
c) bro with beatles shirt
d) post-strategic facial scruff
e) bro with a rosary
f) bro who looks like he needs a tug
g) bro with a quirky personal brand
h) bros with failed retail jackets/hoodies
i) white belt Bro
j) choose.your.own.unique.altbro.identifier
[Photo by We Are Awesome]
Fun Fact: having pictures of altBro herds on your party pic site leads to your site losing 33% of site visitors. Those visitors are usually the ‘lonely bros who jerk off to hot sluts on party pix sites.’
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