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I'm sad yall

I just read on a 'Mac Vs. PC' weblog that they came out with new iPod nannies.

I just bought my iPod nano a few months ago because of the new emerging artist featured in the commercial called 'The Feists.' Even though the song 'wasn't THAT good', it was a commercial that turned her into an altMainstream superstar.

Her crossbranding with a technological product enabled every1 to feel progressive by enjoying her/the small iPod nano.

LET US NEVER FORGET THE 'FEIST-SIZED' IPOD NANO MODEL.
LET US ALL ADMIT THAT '1-2-3-4' WASN'T EVEN A VERY GOOD SONG.
Srsly. It reminds me of 'girls who dress alt but don't have any personality' would listen to/rave about/put into their facebook+myspace profile.

It's good to know that iPod does a good job of lumping 'obscurer alternative artists' and 'artists who were originally marketed as being alternative but have since gained a mainstream appeal' into their [BUZZWORTHY] commercials.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaWTaXKljqM&hl=en&fs=1]
Is it deceptive advertising that the new Nanos begin to 'cum' in the final 10 seconds of the commercial?

I think Apple would tell you that more 'variety' is better when it comes to colour choices. However, according to the 'Pinkifying a Product Makes Your Product Less Authentic' theory, Apple might be weakening it's brand by enabling empty females to 'feel like their pink iPod truly represents them' while they work out at the gym.

It's sort of like when ur fave sports team makes various coloured jerseys for women (pink) or St. Patrick's Day (green), and u wish they could just 'stay authentic' instead of trying s00 hard 2 sell jerseys.

BUT SRSLY...
Does n e 1 miss the bulkiness/minimalist interface of the early iPods? the 'mini' was s00 bulky!

I read in a tumblr that minimalist, 'no bullshit' designs+interfaces are gonna be big after a disease wipes out half of the Eastern world in 2k10.

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Anonymous's picture

it's time we all be wanna-be-dj's and dress up like justice for halloween.

Anonymous's picture

i still use my ipod mini and i love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous's picture

shit. "bruises" is already mnstream and that album isn't even out yet. <3 applebros

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Sam's picture

My mini died but I'm keeping it cause monochrome LCD chic will be big in 2k11 after we all start doing drugs again. I can make it give me time or stockquotes instead of Dad-friendly indie. It'll also have a microphone so I can record chix tuggin me off.

Ian's picture

looking at the new Ipod Nano i can't help thinking how well it will match an American Apparel hoody. collect all the colors y'all

amz's picture

i alwyz feel lyk a caveman...woman. whn i go to the applestore becuz im so amzed by the teknolgiez. esp those keyboards. i still cant believe them.i lyk my vintage(thy dont make it anymore so itz vintage and thus more alt, right?...) 30gb video ipod. i cant handle the nanoz thyre too small and delicatz.also, is calvin harris alt or mnstrm? or neither...?

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Goliath's picture

References to Tom Brady make me sad. Especially when they're pink references.Ever read this?http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2008/06/26/why_is_...

tandy shand's picture

Once I get paid for working on this new Tom Green gameshow I'm buying one. And then ejaculate it all over my girl's face.

Anonymous's picture

kind of like girls who go to of montreal concerts and think it's electronic?fuck those streamers who buy modest mouse and MAYBE arcade fire and think it makes them alt.

Anonymous's picture

HAHA justice.

Anonymous's picture

iv stil got an ipod mini and it sez fuck yall i yam what i yam

Anonymous's picture

apple's cramping on my majestical alt-ness y'all!any funerals for calvin harris lately?s00 sad. :(DID YOU KNOW THE AVERAGE MNSTRMR ONLY HAS 450 SONGS ON THEIR ITUNES LIBRARY????S00 SH0CKINGi don't even think my 1800 is NEARLY enough

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my dear mini STILL WORKS and im still using it

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What's wrong with you? All

What's wrong with you?

All the pseudo indie, hipster, sensitive shit going around doesn't mean that are all the same. Feist it's a great artist, and i'm not talking about what kind of music are you into.
The thing is, some music it's not for everyone, and all the "oh, i know about music" gets in the way. I mean, it's like the people how says abba is rubish. You can or can not get into some type of music, but your taste about it, doesn't make it any better or worst. Otherwise we will be talking about how great justin beaber is and how he can be compared with the beatles or strauss.

You don't like feist, we get your point, but say that she is not good enough it's a hole diferent shit.

Feist rocks, your site, well...

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