Yall. I know that the Masterkrafters’ official logo is a gold JASON MASK, but I was wondering if u prove that u are a true fan by going 2 their concert with a white Jason Mask.
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I remember when I went to a DeathCab concert wearing a Postal Service shirt. Or when I went to an Animal Collective concert wearing a Panda Bear shirt. Or the time that I went to a Matchbox 20 concert wearing a Santana (ft Rob Thomas) shirt. Or the time I went to Bruce Springsteen Concert and wore a Max Weinberg and the Max Weinberg 7 shirt.
Or the time I went to a Blink 182 concert and wore a _____ shirt.
If some1 hosted a ‘Former AltBros Convention’ in 2k50, who do u think would play? MSTRKRFT? Jousteece? The Sindens? Miscellaneous under-branded electro producer?
Have u ever had ‘altbrophobia’ when u r in an open area with an alarmingly high altBro ratio?
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XX BONUS PIC OF SOME1 WHO HAS NO WILL 2 LIVE XX
Is the Cobrasnake going mainstream/getting uninvited 2 ‘alt’ parties? Or is this the future of altdom?
IF THERE’S 1 THING THAT I CAN PROMISE U, IT’S THAT WE WILL CONTINUE TO EXPLORE PEOPLE WHO HAVE COMPLETELY LOST THEIR WILL 2 LIVE.
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love u s0 bad carles.
camel toez/moose toez – big in 2k9?
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her bulge looks like the head of teh penis.
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OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I CANT BELIEVE U POSTED THAT CAMEL TOE
OMGGGGGG
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OH LAWD
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/1107/IMG_8814.html
WTF WAS THIS
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blipsters??
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who the fuck writes thsi shit? a small child?
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Is there a point when camel toe isn’t a good enough word to describe the horror?
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fat negresses are hella authentic
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im really not sure what’s worst between the alt bro sandwich and the chocolate factory meltdown. is she thumbing down a poor altbro who was just trying to find a meaningful tug?
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holy shit! im the guy in the gray shirt. I didnt expect to end up in the mosh pit but i had too. That whole segment in A-track’s set was reminiscent to a punk show.
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It’s A-Trak you twat. And ZOMG you got party pixxed!!!1
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chocolate factory meltdown? that’s hilarious.
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Carlz I went to a masterkraft concert two nights ago and danced with two alt bros and a ghey in a jason mask.
how many authenticity points have I lost and how should I earn them back?
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Lulz
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2 many alt bros. Not enough alt hoez.
:l
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ZZOOMG, like, i totally went for the party pixx! I should be more cautious with my new found label as an altbro. and im sorry, A-trak, hopefully i can win back my hipster cred. fuck off.
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oh mama i’d love a roll-a-round with that chubby little bitch. yessir.
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