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It's Fashion Week, Yall!

Should I skip my psychology test this week to focus on blogging [LIVE] from Fashy Week? I read an article from a message board that said that NY Fashy Week had to hire an extra 50 people just to deal with turning down [press requests] from startup internet alternative magazines/blogs/partypixSites/newspapers/zines.

Official Fashion Week Flier

Fashion Week is important because it is where designers let us know what trends will be big in 2-10 years (for rich people). I wish American Appy could get a Fashion Week show, but I was watching 'the Devil Wears Prada', and I don't think those kinds of people like large-scale retail enterprises. :-(

Are yall excited about what fashions will be big in 2k14?

N e ways... I read on a STRIPESONLY blog that Stripes are going to be huge in 2k11.

In the future, all humans will have sillie horsey bags. Wish they had those when I was stuck with a boring Jansport backpack as a kid. :-( I h8 thinking about how limited my personal brand used 2 b.

[Photos by thefacehunter]

In the future, every1 will walk around with their arms crossed over their chest to show off their multitude of wrist accessories, particularly their DoucheBaggyLeatherBand & post-metaphorical rings.

In the future will every1 be a deviant twink? I'm scared, yall. :-(

[Photo by AltaMiraNYC]

Are yall going to fashion week, or are u just gonna wait for the Zaniest Fashions of the season to make their way to design/coolhunting/fashion/alt blogs on the internet?

<3 designers who are focused on creating internet memes to 'go viral' in 'the blogosphere' <3


'IN THE STREET FASHION BLOGOSPHERE, EVERY WEEK IS FASHION WEEK. FUCK MAINSTREAM FASHION--I AM RAW.'

-the Facehunter

Comments

tandy shand's picture

Christ, I'm dying to know what you wear on a daily basis. I like to believe you're simply as boring and average as me, but our sigothers think we're the most amazing things.

Doinmusic.com's picture

Yo carles whoppi goldberg was rocking the RCRD Hat back in like 1990. TNG!!!!!

2rad4tv's picture

Only Tw1nks and B3ars will survive the electro wars.

Sam's picture

I only wear t-shirts that are music related/>10 years old, I also wear all denim sometimes. Those are things are either authentic or relate (albeit sometimes ironically) to another aspect of my personal brand. Nothing at fashion week is authentic. It's just an excuse for the riches to give eachother shit while the world burns. This is the same reason I quit reading books written in this decade (Except for the road, but that's cause I like to watch the world burn.)... Joker is so 2k8.Q3, might not be able to use him soon.

Anonymous's picture

i am also dyin like to know what christ wears on a daily basisalso some1 should invite obama bin laden to fashweek to taste the decadence

Anonymous's picture

whacko jacko is hip? is child molestation hip too? should i grow a moustache and wear predator glasses and bleach my skin?

Anonymous's picture

i have a jansport backpack.first you offend me by dissing on my bagged cereal... now THIS.

Anonymous's picture

child molestation. s00000 hawt right now yall.

Anonymous's picture

CRLS I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF FASHION WEEK AND TIS SHIT I\S CRAZZZZZYYYYY PARTYYYYps. wish u were here

Anonymous's picture

Where can I buy that horse bag??

Anonymous's picture

What? Jansport is so alt.

Anonymous's picture

IS THAT BILL UP THERE WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED?

Anonymous's picture

I had no idea that fashion week was even on the "ironically allowed" alt reading list. I touched a copy last week but immediate put it down because I felt "conflicted." Perhaps there are only certain times and places it is acceptable

Anonymous's picture

It's more alt to be a nudist. F-YOO-C-K fashion week...

Anonymous's picture

i <3 my d.s.l.r. memes

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