
[Photo by DamStyle]
In the future, all Kute AZNs will wear Pokemon bling, backpacks made from the souls of Panda Bears, zany glasses + shoes, zebra skin, and most importantly, championship wrestling belts. According to most designers at ‘Fashion Week’ in a miscellaneous small town, Title Belts are a more functional version of the fanny pack.

XX BONUS KRAZIE BELT XX
Do yall think ETCH-A-SKETCHes will replace blogging by 2k16 when people are ‘looking to get authentic’ again?
[Photo by LastNitesEtchy]




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12 Comments
too bad the super collider didn’t blow collide with you carles
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How is a championship wrestling belt more functional than a fanny pack?
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carles, i dont even think thats a real azn… it looks like a lite-skinned blipster impostor!
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Agree with Brian. 2 fat 2 b azn (maybe octoroon?)
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are correctional facilities/water treatment plants/wildlife refuges/lower income housing projects the new “it” alt vacation spots for 2K9 ? should I cancel my trip to stockholm and rent a room in an SRO in the ghetto for two weeks with a prostitute and a bag of crack instead ? is someone monitoring this trend ?
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carles had a really hard time with that last post. he was wondering whether to use more importantly v. more important. THIS IS A TRUE STORY. he once spent 35 minutes of his life thinking about these types of things.
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wtf this shit makes me want to vomit
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When did dressing like a retarded person become “hip?” I weep for the future.
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etch-a-sketch belts are like the new “hip” thing for people that bought into the camera-belt gimmick. How lame.
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Cut and scratches soon will only be made in large scaled factories only being made at a size of 3 X 10 foot radious balls
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That non-Asian lady picture was taken in the Netherlands, but I forgot what city.
CRLS – you know you’re really a secret wrestling fan…
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Shucks I watched rasslin’ when I was like 9, all my Alt dreams are crushed. DAMN U RIC FLAIR, DAMN U!!!!
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