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Sometimes people email me abt being ‘a lil bit too thick for skinnie jeans’, and want to know what they can do to ‘fit in’ (them). Instead of getting a gym membership and changing ur diet & lifestyle, yall should think about these optical illusion pants. They made this bro look rlly skinny!
Interesting shirt, tho. Seems like he favors his left side more than his right side. Kinda zany… Wonder if he doesn’t know how 2 tie shoe laces, or if he velcro shoes are gonna be big in 2k11?
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But SRSLY tho…
Should I buy an AZN?
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What would u do if u bought an AZN?




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28 Comments
id bring it to calculus with me
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fashion xcessory.
gwen stefani has 3 of ‘em.
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That dood seriouslyu looks like prince.
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id buy a cute azn hoe and make her my sex slave
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I'd also take him to class with me. And I'd have him cook me some ______…I <3 azn food.
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showin just a lil bit of cock. classy
wearing underwear is s000 2k8.7
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haha these pants :D
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1. buy an AZN
2. wait 2 years for china to become more powerful
3. sell it for more
4. ????????
5. profit !
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I don’t trust Asians or blacks.
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all i can say about these posts is wow
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hahahahaha!
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YALL–it’s fun 2 joke around about AZNs but srlsy, we should be buying things/people made w/love in the USA. Dom from AmerAppy knows what i’m talking about.
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you fucking piece of shit.
you can’t buy human beings.
you should feel really shitty about yourself for writing about asians like that.
you view azns in a really bad way on this blog.
its disgusting.
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^^^
No duh. It’s called ‘humor’ and it’s obvious you have no sense of it…plus, do you know how hard it is to an AZN for sale on craigslist? They get flagged like *that!
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He views blacks really bad too! Oh well. What’re you gonna do? Post multiple, cloned comments? Oh, you did. Well, if it makes you feel any better You Fucking Piece Of Shit, with a name like Carles, he must be a greasy Spaniard, or, worse, just a dirty Mexican named Carlos who wishes he were a Spaniard. (I can say that because I’m a dirty Mexican.)
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i’m azn…
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ohh chill out azn
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what dumb people we have on this blog…
AZNs are priceless, not even warren buffet could buy him LOL
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I would send my AZN to the Electrowar front.
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I would make my AZN pick up a to go order from chilis.
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I would prolly torture my azn for a bit, then make a sandwich and take a lil’ nap.
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that might not actually be an azn, it could be a very skinny maori
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isn’t he philipino
and are philis azns? i just want to know more ya’all
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I’d buy a matching pair…but not those Siamese twins…I’d need them separate…then I’d hook them up to a pimped-out, custom-made rickshaw sittin’ on 24’s and dress them in matching fluorescent outfits which coordinated to my own, but not too flashy because I’d still have to be the highlight and then I’d rule the world and be crowned king of electro and sit on my perch upon high and send the entry-level alts to the front line to become fodder for “the cause”…if you don’t know what “the cause” is, then you’re prolly an entry-level alt and deserve to die for us trendsetters…loser.
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i am so over racism among the cmmntrs.
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i’d make him grow his hair and train him to become the new
Steve Aoki and make loads of cash
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p0st m0re bryanboy
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i didnt lolz.
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