An AltBro's Last Stand. When it's almost time to go home. When a tug is on the line. AltBro does not hold back. AltBro is going for the golden tug. Even if the magic lasts for only one night, it will be worth it. The dance floor is his, and the closer he grinds, the stronger his grasp on her hips gets, and the kreepier his face glazes over, the more AltBro He Is.

AltBro is He. Is AltBro He. He AltBro Is.

This is the essence of AltBro.
This is altBro between the hours of 1:30 A.M. - 4 A.M.

[Photo by Cobrsnk]

XX BONUS AltCRACK XX

[Photo by TheCrack Attack]
Are those Hanes underwear? Whenever I look for them at Walmart, they don't come in kute colours. :-(