An AltBro’s Last Stand. When it’s almost time to go home. When a tug is on the line. AltBro does not hold back. AltBro is going for the golden tug. Even if the magic lasts for only one night, it will be worth it. The dance floor is his, and the closer he grinds, the stronger his grasp on her hips gets, and the kreepier his face glazes over, the more AltBro He Is.
AltBro is He. Is AltBro He. He AltBro Is.
This is the essence of AltBro.
This is altBro between the hours of 1:30 A.M. – 4 A.M.
[Photo by Cobrsnk]
XX BONUS AltCRACK XX
[Photo by TheCrack Attack]
Are those Hanes underwear? Whenever I look for them at Walmart, they don’t come in kute colours. :-(
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they’re American Apparel. What kind of hipster are you?
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anon 8:10, check the tags.
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zomg i’m wearing some red AA briefs right now!
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if altbro wre a superhero, he’d only wear AA undies. and an ironic stache.
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they look very AA, but then i’m not an alt-underwear expert.
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that first guy looks so creepy.
i just want to shave that mustache off.
i bet if your brushed that girl’s bangs to the side her face wouldn’t look so hot.
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anonymous at 10:02, you speak so true.
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Ew. True alt bros bleach their anus.
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i know they are AA because i’m wearing the same ones. i’m alt too rite guys????
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hahaha that girl’s round little tan mnstrm face in the background made me laugh for some reason.
now it’s just striking me as kinda scary :(
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there is something weird with the girl from the first pic and her alt-eyes.
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“these lips are made for blowing”
srlsy, i asked her dad!
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that first picture is filled to the brim with creepers, self-tanning girls making strange faces, and questionably hot chicks with an unquestionably perfect set of DSLs.
why am i on HRO at nine in the morning?
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altbros suck it
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mint undies is god
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nothing wrong with a lil’ bit of alt crack, but I’m concerned about the rise in ring-around-the-waistband.
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I hate when I hook up with boys with American Apparel panties. It ruins the authenticity of my night.
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Alt Bro dont wash his panties
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LULZ know that girl, last i heard she was the production line for large chocolate alts
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