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Personal Brand Analysis

Hey yall.
Thought I might take some time to look at some recent personal branding decisions deployed by some of our favourite musical artists. It’s usually more important to know what an artist/band represents, moreso than how their music sounds like.

Is Ladyhawke destined 2 become a lonely ‘cat lady’?
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Has Empire of the Sun been watching sillie movies about boys who can ride flying dogs named “Falcor”?

Do u think they contracted one of those artists who works on the side of a busy street and makes ‘interplanetary art’ with miscellaneous planets, galaxies, and rays of modern light?
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Will Barry Obammy change his Presidential campaign 2 be less about healthcare reform/nuking Iraq, and start focusing on creating instrumental partie music?
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Are t-shirts about to go through some sort of ‘innovative transitional phase’ where t-shirt makers no long print text & designs into shirts. Instead, designers will cut out their desired designs. [WARNING: StrongAlt pictured below]
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Is M.I.A.’s new clothing line trying to appeal to authenticallyAlt 12 year olds? Is this promotional image supposed to be going head-to-head with a traditional Target/Jc Penny’s ad? Should M.I.A. have launched her clothing-line in the heart of back2schoolShopping season?
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Are the Jonas Brothers going to record a Christian album? Will 60% of their songs be about ‘raising up’ to ‘Him’ and/or ’songs that sound like love songs, but are actually about loving G-d/Jesus/Mary/Pontius Pilate.’

Seen n e personal brands that u r willing 2 gimmick urself in2 lately?
Plz send me ur personal branding questions if u need help aligning ur brand with today’s modern society.

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27 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    ladyhawk more like ladyshit

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  2. Ian
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    MIA’s clothing line is sooo ironic cuz zany afrikan blipsters will never be able to afford $75 tee shirts, unless they’re the children of some chief/warlord. i feel like this shit is kinda racist, like the hoodie with the watermelon print, she should also make one with fried chicken on it M.I.A. X K.F.C.

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 3:20 pm | Permalink

    m.i.a = ghey

    too much weed

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

    <3 ladyhawke

    she's kinda olde (b. 1981, ya'll) but still pretty kute and yeah i'd hit it.

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    did NEone see that movie about crazy christian kids at camp? that little girl who said she sometimes “dances for the flesh” probably has lust in her heart for 2 out of 4 jonas bros.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    on the contrary, ian, I think that MIA’s new clothing line will appeal to white people every where who still “want to be down” but don’t want to travel all the way to africa or even “downtown” and buy a real african printed dashiki (too authentic). these people do not want to spend a whole lot of time studying the tribes, the prints, the issues (so many choices !) but still want to show every one that they are generally empathetic to the plight, the struggle of the black/brown/yellow/indigo children of the inner cit-ay and whatever issues are going on in zimbabwe/the rain forest/antarctica/the south side.

    1 world, 1 tug yall.

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

    how can you all be s000 shallow on 9/11

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 4:54 pm | Permalink

    how do old people (25+)update their personal brands without looking like a “cool parent” or like they’re trying to be a young alt?
    how do you move past indie/careless/anti-fashion/post-grunge?

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    is it a lame personal brand to dress up like justice for halloween?

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  10. amz
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 5:39 pm | Permalink

    haha im jst wndring why the Boyz shirt from her concrt is 75$ on the site & it was 25/30$ at the concrt… hmm mybe itz vintge now cuz she retired.ahhahahah ohhh MIA, listening 2 too mch jay-z

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm | Permalink

    why don’t you blog about AmmyAppy’s Hypercolor revival ?? ?

    AA is bringing the 90s back and HRO should say scream it out loud!

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

    you can’t post that without posting this:

    http://www.menomena.com/neverendy.jpg

    and that kid is SOOOO mainstream.

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    i’m making home made world trade center cookies for 9/11. i like to bite the tops off and them pulverize them to cookie dust.

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 7:03 pm | Permalink

    What if your personal brand is basically waking up at 1:00pm hungover and picking up a wrinkled T and a pair of shorts and calling it good? Wouldn’t usually shower till later in the evening…. I’m looking to update this brand… perhaps I should start combing my hair?

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    i wear this shirt to parties and get compliments:

    http://www.target.com/Shaun-White-Target-Autographed-Mohawk/dp/B001BBR8NO/sr=1-17/qid=1221159883/ref=sr_1_17/601-0573588-3921729?ie=UTF8&index=target&rh=k%3Ashaun%20white&page=1

    i guess i align myself with shaun white's personal/target brand :/

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    lol i totally forgot its 9/11 today

    i win

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    is ladyhawky ever going to stop looking like a crack ho stevie nicks

    christ i hope not

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    MIA >>> "PAPER" PLANES >>> 9/11

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted September 11, 2008 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    one of the empire of the sun guys is fully dressed for the electro war. I cannot explain the other one….

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted September 12, 2008 at 12:34 am | Permalink

    MOAR COLE MOHR

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  21. octopus magic
    Posted September 12, 2008 at 2:11 am | Permalink

    MIA’s clothing is cross colors of 1991 dead stock. TRUE STORY

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted September 12, 2008 at 11:48 am | Permalink

    HAPPY TWIN TOWERS DAY!!!!

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted September 13, 2008 at 2:45 am | Permalink

    FUCKING LOVE COLE MOHR

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted September 13, 2008 at 8:42 pm | Permalink

    ew cole mohr=dirty ugly smelly hipster model

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  25. AaronMayfieldSunshine
    Posted September 14, 2008 at 9:38 pm | Permalink

    I am having a personal brand crisis and I need helppp…bscly, I discoverd that american appy v-neck, cheap mondays and raybansss work really well for like Dov, Bosch and Orjan made them just for me, but I am hving srsly issues:

    1. what do i do in a year when my personal brand becomes cooool dad? just cuz i went on a date with a free spirited mom doesn’t mean i want to be one!!!!

    2. do i have to kill all-alts in order to preserve uniquity???

    3. should i talk to dov and bjorn?

    4. i don’t want to be altbro, but is that destiny? must I make a choice?

    5. should i trade looking good for looking different?

    6. PLESE HELP

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted September 19, 2008 at 4:22 am | Permalink

    spotted: cole mohr and cory kennedy acting like bffs (or is he her bf??) at the charlotte ronson show during ny fashion week.

    mu

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  27. Anonymous
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 5:50 am | Permalink

    I see my hand holding on to joes hand

    LOL

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