Mysterious 'buzzband' Neon Indian 'unmasked'... Signs 2 Lesfe Records...Usually, television sitcoms on major networks are for ‘insecure people who feel like they need to be a part of something’/people who should be using their time more effectively to better/worsen themselves. Dedicating yourself to an hour of programming doesn’t make your life any better or any worse. You are a better person if you do meth instead of watching “LOST” because you are committed to self-destruction. N
o matter how alt you think a sitcom is, or how progressive the comedy/’mise en scene’ of the show is, u r not progressive for consuming it.
Seasons of DVDs are for lame groups of friends who ‘like 2 stay in’ on the weekends/are the ’sad kind of pot head’ if you hang out with them for more than 2 hours.
N e ways…should I buy this DVD to watch with a close group of my mildly overweight girlfriend fag hags/insecure, mildly-alt FGGTS who drink box wine & gorge themselves on unhealthy desserts?
But srsly…how do u feel about ‘people who get into tv shows’?
Entourage? The Wire? It’s Always Sunnie in Phillie? The Office? 90210 2.0? Gossip Girl?
I feel like if you are a true internetBro, watching TV is a HUGE waste of time. I believe in free will, yall. Freedom 2 control the content/memes that are inserted in2 my brain.
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freaks n geeks used to be alt, but now that it came out on dvd, EVERYONE likes freaks and geeks. DVDs kill authenticity, yall
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talking like some 1 that isnt u also seems to kill authenticity, yall.
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haha! that’s aweomse
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Yall.
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i will use my freewill to choose to watch LOST.
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family guy. I don’t want anyone talking shiznit about family guy. I mean it!!!
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//////////Reply by alt(alt)
//////////Posted December 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 am
@Anonymous, h8 family guy! sorry yall, but that show is like a less empathetic/’played out but not classic’ version of the simpsons. fereals yo
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//////////Reply by Mandy
//////////Posted December 22nd, 2008 at 1:52 pm
way backz.
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//////////Reply by Gldfsh
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
@Anonymous,
h8 family guy. wish cartman killed the manatees.
the ’slightly overweight+slightly ALT FGGTS’ thing reminds me so much of 2 groups of people i know
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there is a girl that lives in my city and she lures alts back to her den by inviting them over to watch “freaks n geeks” and drink stella artois.
once they are lured inside they watch freaks n geeks for like 10 minutes before she straddles them and then she makes her way with them.
after she has her way with them she cooks them breakfast in the morning and they leave never to hear from her again.
this happened to 6 of my friends and she tried it on me, but i already knew she did it to my friends so i didn’t go over because i assumed one of those dirty dudes had the clap or something and also because i knew Freak N Geeks is too mainstream now.
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It’s only alt to like TV on DVD that got taken off the air because it wasn’t popular enough. Otherwise, it just exponentiates your existing level of sad. Lost is OK if you make fun of all the shitty parts and get so fucked up that you don’t remember any of the actual episode the next day, forcing you to use lostpedia. This way, you are both being ironic and using the internet to reconstruct shit, thus reasserting netBro status.
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arrested development is sooo zanie and mainstreamers don’t get it. superbad kid used to be so authentic back then
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//////////Reply by alt(alt)
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@Anonymous, arrested development 4 life yall! but if they make a movie like they say theyr gonna, it will probs go totes mnstrm
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SEINFELD IS FUCKING AWESOME
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haha
i do love the office…and entourage
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I like tv on dvd.
Because…
1. I can’t afford cable
2. They make me realize that my life could be way more awesome.
3. Sometimes it’s better to watch a twenty minute episode that to watch a whole movie.
4. You get to relive all those funny situations, like in arrested development, whenever you want.
5. Who cares.
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seinfeld is authentically vintage enough to be alt
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what do you mean that michael cera USED to be authentic ? havn’t you seen the preveiw to nick and noras infinate playlist, that shit is so alt / authentic. Hahaha Jokes.
anyways SMALLVILLE!! season 8 starts tonight. alt or not its awesome. . . . kinda, well its an awesome example that sex sells because the sexy humans in it is what sold me on it, and now I’m so far down the smallville shit drain I can’t climb my way out of the addiction. lol. LOIS LANES BOOBS RULE.
Also any canadians out there will have to agree that trailer park boys is the best show ever put on tv. does the fact that its canadian and usa’ians don’t know it make it alt ?
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//////////Reply by Gary Young
//////////Posted December 21st, 2008 at 3:35 pm
@Baronvonmarlon, wait smallville is still on the air? I thought that died when I was back in middle school.
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//////////Reply by cthemc
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@Gary Young, pmg, i <3 trailer park boys
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Mad Men
+ the entire cast is now on twitter..
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+ i steal cable.
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nobody liked nappy dyno til it came out on DVD
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is it a little alt if i watch gossip girl on the internet ?
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the wire is the most real and brilliant show ever made. the rest aren’t bad, but are nowhere near the caliber of the wire.
big difference between ‘watching TV’ and ‘getting into a series.’
let’s be straight about authenticity here.
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ha nice pic
clrs
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awwww that picture is so cute!!!
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PPL who get into TV series weird me out…I dont ‘get them’.
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“You are a better person if you do meth instead of watching “LOST” because you are committed to self-destruction”
wow, lil’ more than we needed to know carles. i always wondered what kept u going, but after that vulnerable slip i now know why. as i pull back the curtain, there stands our lil’ texas tweaker, mercifully chasing the dragon to bring us his brand of funny, while nervously questioning the date when the next $50 ad revenue will be deposited into his account to keep this dirty binge going.
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how alt is The Soup? The whole show is just pointing out irony and making fun of evarythng.
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the prisoner is the alt-est tv show ever.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner
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how alt are cartoons like dextees lab and powerpuff girls??
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That pic is genius!
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mad men on netflix. shudddit.
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how brecht of you.
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dude yr. right about meth. and by dude i mean carles.
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it’s always sunny in philadelphia is trill
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METALOCALYPSE! (and Gossip Grrrl)
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omfg It’s Always Sunny is so leet and alt. no ones even knows the first episode of season 4 was on last nite@!!!!!!!
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only alt show ever was denver the last dinosaur yall.
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tis fairly big, but skins is major alt
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hehe qute pic. way to mashup cultural memes in your mouth and spit em out.
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freaks and geeks is s00 authentic, and it’s only on dvd cos thousands of alts made a petition or something. best show ever though srsly
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staying in is the new going out. you’ll b there in 10 yrs prolly. laggard.
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Carlesbian
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crlsbn
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TWIN PEAKS
nuff’ said.
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Read the whole thing before I noticed Alice in the picture. So funny.
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s0uthpark is alt- trey & matt sm0ke a l0tta weed and then wrt satirical shit.
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how alt are retro shows that come back at xmas time? like miami vice and the young ones on dvd? and whats wrong with box wine? its alt in australia
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is 30ROCK alt?
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TRADN SPACES?~ PAULA DEAN?
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not a very alt point of view. isn’t it all the same? who sez u’r a better filter for what goes into your brain then the tv networks. They put more thought into it than u did. tru net2.0/ilifer/mememaster/netbro’z don’t believe in distinctionz btw high or low brow art. tv world is created by all sorts of super talented designer/creative pplz. i heard about a book (mnstrm or alt, or inbtw, i don’t know) about how tv makes u smrtr. the author is prbbly an old alt, who teaches communications studies at a crap university. but most important, he’s so alt that he doesn’t even think all his university book learnings make him better than fat dmbies who watch tv showz. Altprof turning conventions upside down…
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Desprit Hos-wifeys is soooo alt.
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Dude. Tra1ler Prk boyz….. bro, so alt.
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watching frasier on alluc with my frigging eyes crossed as i shovel alphagetti in my fat mouth is alt
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