Have yall heard about this new election thingy? Is it true that u get to vote online now, and that even nonAmericans are allowed 2 vote? Do yall want the world 2 be a better place? Are they really going to be able to verify Myspace accounts if they use the MyspaceVote platform? Will MyspaceVote be more significant than MyspaceMusic?
Did yall hear that we have to pay for some banks that ran out of money bc poor people have been stealing it to buy houses that they haven’t worked hard enough 4? Why couldn’t they just live in apartments 4 the rest of their lives’? Why/How are they(we) gonna pay 4 this?? Are they gonna take the money out of my bank account, or will I pay with monthly payments, or can I use paypal? s00 confused. Wish we didn’t have 2 use money and we just exchanged goods and services without ‘currency.’
N e ways…back2 politix….
People always talk about ‘getting the young people out to vote’, but they don’t really provide much incentive. I think with this new 1Vote=1GiftCard system, kids will finally start to ‘get off the couch’ and start voting.
I wish politicians would talk about stuff that I care about, such as the same couple of bands over and over. Or maybe even the pursuit of altness. Or our mainstream world, and the influence of altness over it.
XX BONUS TECHNICAL QUESTION XX
Does n e 1 know how I can change my blog font 2 be one of these?
Not very good at computers. These are the only fonts that can carry the weight of my words. Just wanna express myself to yall.
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they need to have voting booths at chili’s. that would change the world, yall.
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CRLS, plz blog abut alt-pets. Plz.
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I vote with my gift cards.
Which chain restaurant do politicians favor? How about altpolis?
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I spent my summer doing a grafick design program in Berlin and Europeans get it so00 much bettr than we do!! I wish they could vote instead of crZy red state-rs! They no our histroey better than we dooo!! <3
I think they're nice to me cuz I tell them Im candian. LOL!
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pull urself together man, the last thing we need right now is u to change your font and spark the beginnings of the electroWar
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You are thinking like a revolutionary. You could so own Palin with the gift card alone.
word art is the shit. it also jazzes up your grade school book reports.
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If u r srs about sum custom fonts use sIFR.
http://www.mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2004/08/sifr
newest version:
http://novemberborn.net/sifr3
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thank you for saying what needed to be said.
God Bless YOU!
I will pray tonight that you learn how to use those fonts you desire.
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comic sans
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omg, dont tawk bout polys cuz that would be totes mnstrm.
i know i already told you this but HOW DO THE SPECT US TO VOTE IF WE CANT EVEN DECIDE WHICH MEMBR OF JEWSTICEES IS BETTER XAVVY OR GASPERAREEDS?????!!?!?!!?!!
-SO CONFUSED
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Perhaps if the candidates successfully incorporated the search for the ultimate pair of Alt-titz into their own personal brand it would make the choice easier. Obama seems like he’d find Alice Glass’ knobs the most tweakable, while McCain (and perhaps Palin) seem like they’d find Uffie’s the most authentically perky.
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crls, u should be the next prez. <3
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What is more alt:
1) Dating a member of an underwhelming indie band
2) Dating a DJ
“Dating” meaning you get more then just a casual drunk fuck, maybs on your way to a (short-lived) relationship.
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YES WE CAN, Y’ALL.
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eeeekkk only mnstrmrs commented on this p0st because its the only one where they can say “i get u”.
blog about amappy’s new helvety alphabet t-shirts.
want one rele bade.
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Capitalizm 4ever yall.
Nevr 4get.
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is that word circa 95-97? I didn’t know word art still existed. I hear Print Shop for DOS is going to be big in 2k9.
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“The colonel beams at the crowd . . . pomaded, manicured, he wears the satified expression of one who has just sold the widow a fraudulent peach orchard. “Folks, we’re here to sell the only thing worth selling or worth buying and that’s immortality. Now here is the simplest solution and well on the way. Just replace the worn-out parts and keep the old heap on the road indefinitely.”
As transplant techniques are perfected and refined, the age-old dream of immortality is now within the grasp of mankind. But who is to decide out of a million applicants for the same heart? There simply aren’t enough parts to go around. You need the job lot once a year to save 20 percent, folks. Big executives use a heart a month just as regular as clockwork. Warlords, paying off their soldiers in livers and kdneys and genitals, depopulate whole areas. Vast hospital cities cover the land; the air-conditioned hospital palaces of the rich radiate out to field hospitals and open-air operating booths.
The poor are rising in mobs. They are attacking government warehouses where the precious parts are stored. Everyone who can afford it has dogs and guards to protect himself from roving bands of parts hunters, like the dreaded Wild Doctors, who operate on each other after the battle, cutting the
warm quivering parts from the dead and dying. Cut-and-grab men dart out of doorways and hack out a kidney with a few expert strokes of their four-
inch scalpels. People have lost all shame. Here’s a man who sold his daughter’s last kidney to buy himself a new groin-appears on TV to appeal for funds to buy little Sally an artificial kidney and give her this last Christmas. On his arm is a curvaceous blond known apparently as Bubbles. She calls him Long John; now isn’t that cute?”
–Immortality
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good to have you back!
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Is HOPE ironic?
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0|8@|\/|@ ftw
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about changing your font? I do not think that is possible. I mean, if I understand it correctly, people can only view fonts that are currently stored on their computer. Some people use a cool font on their website and have a secondary (more common) font that replaces it if people cant view the cooler font. It would require every person that visits your site to download a new font to their computer to read your posts.
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miss Micro's WordART,y'all!
<3
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Palin is Muslim
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Carles doesn’t sound like an American name. It sounds like a middle name that one of the JEW-stices would have.
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P0ST M0RE Chili’s Fonts!
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Myspace: How to get lots of adds, the EASY way!
here: http://tinyurl.com/67ekka
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