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Yall. I got drafted. I’m going away to the electro war. :-( Am I gonna die? Is some1 going to knock on my free-spirited mom’s door to tell her that I died?
<3 Saving Private Carles <3
I’d probably be okay with dying if I got to wear this keut pair of male gladiators sandals. I used 2 think that they were only for girls, but I guess hi-level alternative males are starting to get in2 them.
Does n e 1 have a Lenscrafters/EyeMart gift certificate lying around? I need 2 buy new glasses from the ’sillie section’, which is where I bought my shuttershades and neon wayfarer frames with no lenses.
xX BONUS MALE NIP SLIP XX
s00 intentional! h8 people who r tryin’ 2 hard 2 be sexie (bowl cut).
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i would jump on a grenade for you. if it was a chest piece on an altcore female. although if its a real grenade, uffie can jump on it to save all the real ed bangrs.
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Bowlhead looks like a molester.
Actually, they both do.
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does anyone know the journal brand the guy in the first pic is holding? Doesn’t look like a moleskine
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i think i speak for everyone when i say i want nuts not nips
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MOAR MALE NIP SLIP PLZ K.
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Ah, the elusive male nipple slip…
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i think that first pic is the jake gyllenhaals.
private carles, i would lead a mission to save you.
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first pic looks so rad i want his outfit.
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bryant park is kewl. Is alice+olivia alt or mainstream?
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Tooterrible.
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hahaha wow.
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i want greeking sandals.
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wait, roman?..
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if a guy has cute feet, they should actually wear ladies gladiators sandals. ancient soldiers wore them with short skirts too
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