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Should I buy male gladiator sandals?


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Yall. I got drafted. I'm going away to the electro war. :-( Am I gonna die? Is some1 going to knock on my free-spirited mom's door to tell her that I died?
<3 Saving Private Carles <3

I'd probably be okay with dying if I got to wear this keut pair of male gladiators sandals. I used 2 think that they were only for girls, but I guess hi-level alternative males are starting to get in2 them.

Does n e 1 have a Lenscrafters/EyeMart gift certificate lying around? I need 2 buy new glasses from the 'sillie section', which is where I bought my shuttershades and neon wayfarer frames with no lenses.


xX BONUS MALE NIP SLIP XX


s00 intentional! h8 people who r tryin' 2 hard 2 be sexie (bowl cut).
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JeffreyAlexander's picture

i would jump on a grenade for you. if it was a chest piece on an altcore female. although if its a real grenade, uffie can jump on it to save all the real ed bangrs.

Anonymous's picture

Bowlhead looks like a molester.Actually, they both do.

Anonymous's picture

does anyone know the journal brand the guy in the first pic is holding? Doesn't look like a moleskine

Anonymous's picture

i think i speak for everyone when i say i want nuts not nips

NIPSLIPFAN500's picture

MOAR MALE NIP SLIP PLZ K.

Jh's picture

Ah, the elusive male nipple slip...

tom hanks's picture

i think that first pic is the jake gyllenhaals.private carles, i would lead a mission to save you.

AaronMayfieldSunshine's picture

first pic looks so rad i want his outfit.

Brian's picture

bryant park is kewl. Is alice+olivia alt or mainstream?

Ann da Pandaaaaaaaa's picture

Tooterrible.

ablackkid's picture

hahaha wow.

walter's picture

i want greeking sandals.

walter's picture

wait, roman?..

Hands Off My Closet, Dude : College Candy's picture

[...] can’t stand their feet.  I definitely do not want to see those hairy, unwashed monsters in a pair of strappy gladiators.  Don’t even think about getting a pedicure and using that as an excuse to wear them, either [...]

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if a guy has cute feet, they should actually wear ladies gladiators sandals. ancient soldiers wore them with short skirts too

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