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I am a blog.
I often wonder how life would be if I decided 2 be 'human after all' (yall).
I might start a t-shirt business and make sillie, colourful shirts.
Or maybe I'll be a street artist who makes art inspired by popular songs.
Maybe I'll try to win a couple of gold medals at the special olympics/hipster olympics/altOlympics. Mikey Phelps was rlly inspiring, yall.
I might spend the rest of my life trying to find creative ways to implement body art that makes girls feel like they can be my BFF and/or BF by 'tugging me off'
[Photo by Icanteach u how 2 do it]
If I didn't blog, maybe I would have time to find out what Scientology was truly about, as opposed to just thinking it suxxx bc DJ Mom Jeans is the #1 Scientologist in the World (right in front of Thom Cruise's child)
Should I spend the rest of my life trying to find out what a meme is?
Should I stop blogging for 6 months to work on the HRO EP in order to change the way people view BlogHaus for the rest time (a.k.a. until the world ends in 2012)?
Am I not over Alice Glass?
Am I not over Uffie?
Am I just worried because all ElectroWar Officers are kinda fruity?
[Photo by Dublin Streets]
Should I stop blggng?
Am I altDepressed?
Are AZNs LOSING THEIR FCKNG MINDS?
SHOULD I spend the rest of my life hanging around my apartment in protective electroWar gear because I am afraid of finding out 'what death feelz lyke'?
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DydenBTF3I&hl=en&fs=1]
Should Carles just start blogging for Obama/the preggers girl's mom and/or social change?
Should I determine how much HRO is worth by putting it on eBay?
Should I make it an auction, or have a BUY IT NOW price?
Should I bring back myspacers worth blogging about?
Should I marry a myspacer worth blogging about after we apply for positions at Chili's, eventually working our way up to store manager after 5 years of being a bartender & hooking up my friends with 2-for-1 Mexican Martinis?
Should I do more for the Blipster Rights Movement?
[Photo by SharkVsBear]
Should I send in my resume to Pitchfork even though I only have a GED and 5 incomplete semesters at an Arts College Institute Thingy?
Should I stop drinking and start only chilling on ReddiWhipz?
What should I do yall? I'm a blog. I get confused sometimes. What's life all about?
Is there more to life in post-2k8 than just 'consuming/creating/forgetting memes'?
Can I even appreciate music n e m0re?
What happens if blogs die? Will Blog House die, too?
I'm scared, yall.
XX BONUS ORIGINAL POEM XX
help
chewing on glass candy on a vampirey weekend///
free me from these shackles
society is bullshit
gibbard.cuomo.father.son
wish I was a cool dad
able to speak my mind at
political rallies against McCain
and play rocknroll
without knowing what bloghouse is
make me a bird
so i can fly--far, far
//away ))
driving in deathcabs for postal srvc
If hypemachine dies
will I die--too?
u can't cut copy ur life
CTRL + C // APPLE + V
if I learn how 2 love
will I find an altDiva
2 love me 4evr?
life// happens//in between
party // pix
help me(me)
I am the bloodiest beetroot.
Liberty, and Jousteece for all
a poem by
runoff carles runoff
Comments
blg or die. never stop tugging. (insert other rhetorical meme phrases used by carles here)p0st m0re.......
never stopwh0 t3h fuck cares if its mainstream nowit still makes me laugh every single dayand brings joy into my lifeit doesnt matter if your original target audience h8s you nowthey hate everything after a year or two anyway
OMG SO MANY NEW POSTS PER SECOND<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3<<<<<<<<<3<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3<<<<Radiohead<<<3<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3
this blog needs a reset. its becoming less and less novel..
never stop...BUT u need a blog vacation...so do i
Im an original and I still love you as much as the first day I read about myspz wrth blgn btOr the meme cmmntrIs this post about justice?Or the time you interveiwed dorian and the teenysOr the time you realised my alt lyfe is wrth lvng bcz I have so mch to offer to my local altbro communityWe still haven't found the perfect alt breasts!Or prevented the electro renasaunce of 2k9.99So mch to do carles! Nvr4getNvrleaveHOLDSTRONG!
this blog needs a reset. u should write a novel."call me altbro (ya'll.)"mobydickhumorwtf.
u should publish all ur posts into a book. nobody speaks a contemporary voice like hro
Austin, TX :)
gay
hro = new dylan.
"Should Carles just start blogging for Obama"FUCK NO. i dont come here to read about politics. but i know you were joking"What happens if blogs die? Will Blog House die, too?"it will become the UN-EXPLOITED blog house. yay
blogdentity crisis!
keep blogging until portland falls into the ocean!!!!!!!!!we need u crls. as long as there are an excess of coffee shops, shitty local alt-celebrities, shitty global alt-celebrities, and as long as i have vague memories of dave matthews band's greatest hits, the world needs HRO. the fame/relevance of the party pic d-bag, the weird zany international singer, and the alts and mainstreamers who make it all possible may be losing red and white blood cells as we speak, but your ability to blog about it is all you neeed to survive even the darkest electro depression/global war on terror. there will always be new memes. HRO = the CDC surveillance unit of music/culture/fashion/design/blogs/internets/memes.
Post confirms you live in TX. You wish you lived in Austin.
dear carles,seriously, What the fuck is a meme?
Hmmm, I wonder where in Texas? Good thing it's not Austin. Poor old Austin. Better not be San Antonio.
A blog is a magical thing that comes along only once in a lifetime. You have to embrace it. Make the most of it. Never let go of your blog. Whenever I think about ending my bloglife I open up a new tab and see my home page, "Post Secret", waiting for me, and realize what it really means to blog in the World today. Blogs can be meaningful. Blogs can heal America. Blogs can set you free.In a way, Anne Frank was the first blogger, but she blogged on paper instead of on the internet. And just look at how she defeated Hitler and his henchmen with her inspirational posts.
i second the HRO book. then you could be on oprah and all the alts in the world would hate you for being on oprah but you wouldnt give a fuck cos you'd be rich and then you would meet tom cruise who happened to be on the show the same day and then you could devote your life to scientology./carles' life plan
Stop blogging here and start blogging for your old readers at a new, secret blog.
You can't stop blogging. I dare you to try. I give you a good, solid week. Something'll pop up, and if not here, somewhere else. You know you pretty good at what you do, which I find funniest. Help out the blipsters, since you are, like, 15% racist. You ever find your phone?
is it about a girl, carl, and u not being given a proper/at all tug? :-(even if you live in the most unAltest city in the world, there's still hope (yall)even if u live online, u still live!virtual tugs kind of suck, though :-(start by becoming the next blog house sensation in 'the teenagers' kind of way, and go on a tour (dont forget 2 bring yr macbook with u!) and explore the alt world that is there. go 2 france.go 2 australia.go 2 hawaiino, don't go to hawaiigo 2 some authentic yet unknown cities.xo~p.s: r u teasing us with these lyrics, i'm pretty sure it's a song from hro ep?
stop the blog and explore lyfe. there's more tugging and electro-wars. or so i've heard.
I discovered Hipster Runoff two months ago (one month? hard to tell) and I love it. However i now see that it is considered mainstream.. does this make me a mainstreamer/bad/pitiable person?
never stop bloggingthis is the only blog that doesn't piss me off
Carles I heart you
post moar poemspost fewer poems
WANT HRO TSHRTS NOW I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THEM BEFOR READING THIS POSTCAN I MAKE UR MUSIC VIDEO PLZ
Yeah, Carles, blog or die! Do you think the Electro Generals will tolerate this namby-pamby mainstream pre-blog prevarication? A rhetorically emphatic NO! They will need an army of altbros and how will such an army succeed without you at the helm? We need HRO. You are HRO. We need you to lead us into the ElectroWar.
I am so voting for Barry Obama cuz he wears american appy :)
dun stop plz
@10:36pm: meme = gene, darwin believed in survival of the fittest or the fittest genes will survive. meme's are ideas, n just like genes some are weak and some are strong, therefore ideas/memes operate under the same pretext as gene's-survival of the fittestwhy not do a google search if u don't understand a definition?
@timefishblue: i feel u...
das ist kunst
carles dont use ebay to find out how much hipsterrunoff.com is worth, try www.WEBSITEOUTLOOK.com for an objctve estimate.u should be happy ur site has doubled in value from $13,020.12 35 days ago to today's value of $26652.3hipsterrunoff figures:daily pageview: 11425daily ads revenue: $36.51sorry alts-carleser doesnt blog for the money ($36.51 a day!) he, they, she, it, them, he again, she again- do it for the fun
nvr stopblog or diepost m0re alice glass pllllzzzz!"jibberish jibbberish aids robot jibberish hro aids jibberish jibberish" - krissy kastle and the glass menagerie, 1997
You're so deep. Maybe a vacay (I feel like a Hills star saying that) is in order. Just don't leave us forever :-(
no, you may not leave. you keep me and whordes of borderline alt-somethings in check.
save the drama for obama ('s personal brand)
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
that was so transparent. i feel connected 2 u even more
move your feet in the blogosphere.
don't don't don't don't stop the blog
Just Do It
carles we need u! u are the cpt of the electrowars and we need u to tell us how to arm ourselves in ways that dont include ghey cristie castles bobs and glasses w/o frames
"until Portland falls into the ocean!"Clrly you are unaware that Portland is surrounded and uplifted by a purple sparkly fog which protects the city and its altInhabitants from all harm. Also, it's two hours to the ocean. You're probably better off just moving here.
Don't stop <3
Blogging is weird cause it eats your brain and you start thinking in blog posts. On the other hand you have one million invisible friends all the time!!!!
crls thasss so deeepdont ever stop weee neeeed u!!!!!
Your bloggy insprires me everyday. It makes me laugh. It generates the Electro music memesphere. You are genius. Who the fuck are these commenters that type "stop blogging"? They are obviously reading every post you write!
crlsplzjustmarrymeill be old enough one day.PLZyou cant stp blgging...people take hr0 too srslythey would kill themselves.like in your depresh poststhen youd be on the newz for prompting a pandemic of suicide all across americkyitd be your faultand we'd have less altz...you said so yourself. you said you were tired of alts getting killed.then keep blgging.plzplzplzif i were a piece of literature i would be sexually attracted to your poem.i <3 youS0000 MUCH
I still think that u need to stop worrying about being considered 'MNSTRM.'As I have said b4, it u are truly alt then u don't have 2 try. It's just how u are. Just b urself crls.
this should b a poetry blogfull of meaningfulcore poemz
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