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DJ = Party Pixer = Blogger = 'it' girl = designer = eDesigner

I've read on a lot of finance+wall street blogs that the American economy is in rlly bad shape. While the alternative lifestyle market doesn't usually suffer when the mainstream economy is in trouble, it is apparently s0 bad that DJs have had to branch out 2 do more than just play music from their lappy/turntables.

It sux that every entrepreneur with an altDream of 'making money from their passion/genuine interests' such as 'music', 'meeting people', 'going out', or 'creating' aren't going to be able to be a single dimensional product any more. They will have to branch out.

Party Pix-ers will have to start making tShirts.
DJs will have to start party pix sites.
Bloggers will have to become musicians.
Party Pixers will have 2 get on hype machine.
Street Fashion bloggers will become music bloggers.
Interns for AltCompanies will be party pix representatives.
Record Labels will become blogs.
DJs will become altWebDesigners.
'It' girls will become DJs.

I'm worried about this economy! I'm already s0 busy managing a healthy balance between 'real lyfe' and 'social lyfe.' Having another thing 2 do on my plate would be hella annoying, but it would make me more interesting since I would have more to gripe about.

We all have a dream of 'making money' by 'doing what we love.' Sux that we're going to have 2 convince ourselves that we're interested in a lot more 'genres of interesting-ish stuff.'

[Photo by thecobrasnake]

Comments

curious bro's picture

is using the word "hella" alt or mnstrm?

www.takeovertokyo.com's picture

ahh man i hella thought i was the orginal dj/photographer/blogger i guess ill just become a lawyeris that dj alt?he seems to muscular / he has a wife beater (are wife beaters alt) / he has a silver chain

Anonymous's picture

p0st more pi charts

Anonymous's picture

Depends on context.

Anonymous's picture

hella is so stream good call us HRO readers needed an economy update

Anonymous's picture

supposedly straight black dudes making myspace pouty faces for the camera: big in 2k8.776???

Schizo's picture

i think "hella" is in the same category as "yall" and all the txt-speak ("2", "s0", "u(r)")basically it's making fun of peopleso it's alt in the sense of being ironic, but don't use it fr srs

Anonymous's picture

carles, you fggt, if u wrote a book, i would like totally buy it

Anonymous's picture

after looking at your chart I'm now greatly concerned about my alt mental health.

Anonymous's picture

hella is wat we say in northern cali

WHOOPI's picture

NO!!!!! I don't want to become an party pix rep. I want to stay an intern for an altcompany!!!!

Anonymous's picture

stop saying "hella". it's so unbecoming. only retards in the bay area say that.

WHOOPI's picture

saying hella is like hella like hella yall.How can yall not like yall, yall?!?!Yall crcks me up like hella much yall....yall?whp <3 CRL

Anonymous's picture

I second that hella be stricken from use. Replace with "completely" or at least "totaly" as in "girl talk/[alt band]" completely threw down last night". Better yet try developing your own personal brand.

Clayton's picture

no longer need to read the economist. name dropping the economist, btw.

Bob's picture

You stupid fuckin coon! Go get a real job and then go fuck yourself. Waste of fucking flesh, probably just wanting Obama to bail your black ass out.

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