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TIME 2 START THINKING ABT WHAT UR GONNA B 4 HALLOWEEN

By Carles | September 22, 2008

Let’s get the most important question out of the way:
//IS IT AUTHENTIC 2 B JUSTICE 4 HALLOWEEN?//

[Photo by Click//Clash]
I’m s0 excited, yall! Halloween is just around the corner!
What are yall gonna be? R u gonna be an alt celeb?
R u gonna be an electro war soldier?
R u gonna be an AZN/blipster/mexiAlt/WASPster?
R u gonna be Uffie and wear a see-thru shirt?
R u gonna be something post-ironic, or post-post-ironic?
Do u not dress up? Ur no fun! C’mon! I basically wear a costume every day cuz of my zany personal brand!
But ya… HRO is basically a place where u can search for an alt/authentic Halloween costume.


If u were gonna be HIPSTER RUNOFF 4 Halloween, what would u wear?

//WHAT ARE YALL GONNA BE FOR HALLOWEEN?///

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44 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted September 22, 2008 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    i a decided six months ago that i am going to be one of the justices.
    i have the perfect pleather jacket for it.

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  2. baconeggsandbiscuits
    Posted September 22, 2008 at 11:24 pm | Permalink

    I’m gonna be a banger zombie w/a thirst for neon blood.

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted September 22, 2008 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    alice glass

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  4. Audio Pimpstress
    Posted September 22, 2008 at 11:49 pm | Permalink

    Def go for Justice, b/c being Daft is so last year . . .

    http://www.trashmenagerie.com/blog/2007/10/29/make-your-own-daft-punk-costume/

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted September 22, 2008 at 11:52 pm | Permalink

    YOU RUINED MY COSTUME BY LEAKING IT TO THE PUBLIC
    i was totes gonna go as an HRO gimmick.

    you’ll see crls.
    you’ll see.

    Reply

  6. littlesparrow
    Posted September 22, 2008 at 11:59 pm | Permalink

    it’s time to get deathly political, yall… vampyre sarah palins n mummy mccains.. check it.

    i cant reveal my halloween aka yet. all yall unoriginal bro alts are gonna steal my tote authentic idea.

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 12:16 am | Permalink

    “preteen chinese olympiad back on the farm” (ripped and stained red nike spandex + rice paddy hat + bowl cut + gold diving medal = fabutast)

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 12:22 am | Permalink

    im gonna get fucked up and greasy

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 12:47 am | Permalink

    im going as tower two with a 757 on a coat hanger attached to me. lol, yall

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  10. fowkswe
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 12:56 am | Permalink

    im gonna be uffies left nipple.

    yall think her nipples are the size of kneecaps? or yamikas?

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 12:57 am | Permalink

    fucked up and greasy? aren’t you supposed to do something DIFFERANT for Halloween day? (hail satan yall!)

    Oh and google thinks that satan should be capitalized, FYI. Whats that say about google?

    i’m sooo not ready for this holiday shit again. can’t we make it every 2 years or something already? blog about the best anti-christmas alt things to do to piss off mainstrmers this hallowday season.

    Reply

  12. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 1:32 am | Permalink

    I think I will be one of the Bloody Beetroots. I wonder what other masked DJs will be for halloween?

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  13. Ian
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 1:41 am | Permalink

    i’m gonna be 1/2 of Daft Punk! i’m gonna myself a helmet out of old ipods

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  14. Ian
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 1:42 am | Permalink

    i missed a verb in there somewhere

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  15. ldstr
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 2:00 am | Permalink

    I’m going to wear a spider-man mask and be mistaken for a DJ…

    or I culd b Heatherton… Gawd I need him ryte now.

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 2:52 am | Permalink

    i think i’ll be an old/overused HRO joke, or worse, a commenter who mimics the HRO writing style.

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 3:04 am | Permalink

    hahaha

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  18. cas
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 3:21 am | Permalink

    im gonna be a cool mexhister
    n_n

    Reply

  19. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 3:24 am | Permalink

    i’m going to be the person who is going to be an old/overused HRO joke, or better, a commenter who commentates about commenters

    Reply

  20. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 3:33 am | Permalink

    hahaha

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  21. badkharmala
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 3:42 am | Permalink

    it’ll be tricky thinking of something that’s alt and funnie, but also appealing to mainstreamers/entry level alt hos. what to do, what to do… i’ll probably think of something half assed the day before like i usually do. :(

    by the way thank you to some of your anons for calling out the cmmntrs that try too hard. find your own personal writing style brand yall!

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 3:55 am | Permalink

    @10:42pm
    ur not making n e sense considering HRO is a copy of a copy to begin with. oh well, i’ll just end up being a ‘personal writing style brand’ for halloween.

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 4:15 am | Permalink

    vampire weekend

    Reply

  24. tehtopo
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 4:23 am | Permalink

    i think i am going to dress up as ableton…

    Reply

  25. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 5:14 am | Permalink

    i’m going to be the person who is going to be an old/overused HRO joke, or better, a commenter who tries to call other commenters out on their bullshit using mainstream made-up words.

    Reply

  26. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 6:49 am | Permalink

    i’m going to be bullshit or a made-up word-thanx commenter

    Reply

  27. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 7:46 am | Permalink

    YOU GUYS!!!!..

    characters from Wes Anderson movies are BACK for Halloween 2k8.

    Reply

  28. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 8:33 am | Permalink

    i’m gonna be steve aoki, all i need is a long black wig and some tape to slant my eyez a bit,

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  29. Min Macabre
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    i definitely need some ideas, my bffl and i were going to be Mario and Luigi but she changed her mind and said we should be something ironic… now i’m back to square one

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    im gonna dress up as danger, the gr8est masked dj

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  31. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    Only the most insecure and unoriginal try-hard wanna-be-DJ is gonna dress up like Justice for halloween. You mind as well tatoo a big cross on your chest.

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  32. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    i’d rather pad my wannabe alt cred by dressing up like justice and DJing at a party.

    Reply

  33. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 4:49 pm | Permalink

    Im going as a blipster electrowar soldier.

    Reply

  34. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 5:02 pm | Permalink

    2girls1cup

    Reply

  35. Don Schlonge
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    Im going as Kavinsky…

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  36. Anonymous
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    i’m going as an internet meme

    seriously, what the fuck is a meme?

    Reply

  37. Anonymous
    Posted September 24, 2008 at 1:11 am | Permalink

    WHO THE FUCK WEARS A COSTUME ON THE 31RST OF OCTOBER?
    I’ll wear mine a day or two before (or after?) the 31rst
    CUZ IM S00000 IRONIC

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  38. Anonymous
    Posted September 24, 2008 at 1:53 am | Permalink

    i’m going to be a teenager wearing a KITTEN MASK
    YES A KITTEN MASK.

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  39. Anonymous
    Posted September 24, 2008 at 3:47 am | Permalink

    only if it’s a bonsai kitten mask.

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  40. Anonymous
    Posted September 24, 2008 at 4:49 am | Permalink

    I”mma be chili’s!

    noo I’m gonna be a lil indian cos I want an excuse to wear an oversized headdress and dance around tribal style all fucked up :(
    like I need an excuse…

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  41. Anonymous
    Posted September 24, 2008 at 5:38 am | Permalink

    I’m gonna be the guy who hits on girls until they call the emergency phone on my college campus

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  42. Miya
    Posted September 24, 2008 at 7:19 am | Permalink

    I too very excited for Halloween.

    Reply

  43. Anonymous
    Posted September 25, 2008 at 1:21 am | Permalink

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    Reply

  44. Anonymous
    Posted September 25, 2008 at 2:21 pm | Permalink

    Im going as a Dorito.

    keep it cheesy yall

    Reply

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