Let's get the most important question out of the way:
//IS IT AUTHENTIC 2 B JUSTICE 4 HALLOWEEN?//

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I'm s0 excited, yall! Halloween is just around the corner!
What are yall gonna be? R u gonna be an alt celeb?
R u gonna be an electro war soldier?
R u gonna be an AZN/blipster/mexiAlt/WASPster?
R u gonna be Uffie and wear a see-thru shirt?
R u gonna be something post-ironic, or post-post-ironic?
Do u not dress up? Ur no fun! C'mon! I basically wear a costume every day cuz of my zany personal brand!
But ya... HRO is basically a place where u can search for an alt/authentic Halloween costume.

If u were gonna be HIPSTER RUNOFF 4 Halloween, what would u wear?
//WHAT ARE YALL GONNA BE FOR HALLOWEEN?///
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i a decided six months ago that i am going to be one of the justices. i have the perfect pleather jacket for it.
I'm gonna be a banger zombie w/a thirst for neon blood.
alice glass
Def go for Justice, b/c being Daft is so last year . . .http://www.trashmenagerie.com/blog/2007/10/29/make-your-own-daft-punk-co...
YOU RUINED MY COSTUME BY LEAKING IT TO THE PUBLICi was totes gonna go as an HRO gimmick.you'll see crls.you'll see.
it's time to get deathly political, yall... vampyre sarah palins n mummy mccains.. check it.i cant reveal my halloween aka yet. all yall unoriginal bro alts are gonna steal my tote authentic idea.
"preteen chinese olympiad back on the farm" (ripped and stained red nike spandex + rice paddy hat + bowl cut + gold diving medal = fabutast)
im gonna get fucked up and greasy
im going as tower two with a 757 on a coat hanger attached to me. lol, yall
im gonna be uffies left nipple. yall think her nipples are the size of kneecaps? or yamikas?
fucked up and greasy? aren't you supposed to do something DIFFERANT for Halloween day? (hail satan yall!) Oh and google thinks that satan should be capitalized, FYI. Whats that say about google? i'm sooo not ready for this holiday shit again. can't we make it every 2 years or something already? blog about the best anti-christmas alt things to do to piss off mainstrmers this hallowday season.
I think I will be one of the Bloody Beetroots. I wonder what other masked DJs will be for halloween?
i'm gonna be 1/2 of Daft Punk! i'm gonna myself a helmet out of old ipods
i missed a verb in there somewhere
I'm going to wear a spider-man mask and be mistaken for a DJ... or I culd b Heatherton... Gawd I need him ryte now.
i think i'll be an old/overused HRO joke, or worse, a commenter who mimics the HRO writing style.
hahaha
im gonna be a cool mexhistern_n
i'm going to be the person who is going to be an old/overused HRO joke, or better, a commenter who commentates about commenters
hahaha
it'll be tricky thinking of something that's alt and funnie, but also appealing to mainstreamers/entry level alt hos. what to do, what to do... i'll probably think of something half assed the day before like i usually do. :(by the way thank you to some of your anons for calling out the cmmntrs that try too hard. find your own personal writing style brand yall!
@10:42pm ur not making n e sense considering HRO is a copy of a copy to begin with. oh well, i'll just end up being a 'personal writing style brand' for halloween.
vampire weekend
i think i am going to dress up as ableton...
i'm going to be the person who is going to be an old/overused HRO joke, or better, a commenter who tries to call other commenters out on their bullshit using mainstream made-up words.
i'm going to be bullshit or a made-up word-thanx commenter
YOU GUYS!!!!..characters from Wes Anderson movies are BACK for Halloween 2k8.
i'm gonna be steve aoki, all i need is a long black wig and some tape to slant my eyez a bit,
i definitely need some ideas, my bffl and i were going to be Mario and Luigi but she changed her mind and said we should be something ironic... now i'm back to square one
im gonna dress up as danger, the gr8est masked dj
Only the most insecure and unoriginal try-hard wanna-be-DJ is gonna dress up like Justice for halloween. You mind as well tatoo a big cross on your chest.
i'd rather pad my wannabe alt cred by dressing up like justice and DJing at a party.
Im going as a blipster electrowar soldier.
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Im going as Kavinsky...
i'm going as an internet memeseriously, what the fuck is a meme?
WHO THE FUCK WEARS A COSTUME ON THE 31RST OF OCTOBER?I'll wear mine a day or two before (or after?) the 31rstCUZ IM S00000 IRONIC
i'm going to be a teenager wearing a KITTEN MASKYES A KITTEN MASK.
only if it's a bonsai kitten mask.
I"mma be chili's!noo I'm gonna be a lil indian cos I want an excuse to wear an oversized headdress and dance around tribal style all fucked up :(like I need an excuse...
I'm gonna be the guy who hits on girls until they call the emergency phone on my college campus
I too very excited for Halloween.
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Im going as a Dorito.keep it cheesy yall
That's a mold-breaker. Great
That's a mold-breaker. Great thininkg!
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