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TIME 2 START THINKING ABT WHAT UR GONNA B 4 HALLOWEEN

Let's get the most important question out of the way:
//IS IT AUTHENTIC 2 B JUSTICE 4 HALLOWEEN?//

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I'm s0 excited, yall! Halloween is just around the corner!
What are yall gonna be? R u gonna be an alt celeb?
R u gonna be an electro war soldier?
R u gonna be an AZN/blipster/mexiAlt/WASPster?
R u gonna be Uffie and wear a see-thru shirt?
R u gonna be something post-ironic, or post-post-ironic?
Do u not dress up? Ur no fun! C'mon! I basically wear a costume every day cuz of my zany personal brand!
But ya... HRO is basically a place where u can search for an alt/authentic Halloween costume.


If u were gonna be HIPSTER RUNOFF 4 Halloween, what would u wear?

//WHAT ARE YALL GONNA BE FOR HALLOWEEN?///

Comments

Anonymous's picture

i a decided six months ago that i am going to be one of the justices. i have the perfect pleather jacket for it.

baconeggsandbiscuits's picture

I'm gonna be a banger zombie w/a thirst for neon blood.

Anonymous's picture

alice glass

Audio Pimpstress's picture

Def go for Justice, b/c being Daft is so last year . . .http://www.trashmenagerie.com/blog/2007/10/29/make-your-own-daft-punk-co...

Anonymous's picture

YOU RUINED MY COSTUME BY LEAKING IT TO THE PUBLICi was totes gonna go as an HRO gimmick.you'll see crls.you'll see.

littlesparrow's picture

it's time to get deathly political, yall... vampyre sarah palins n mummy mccains.. check it.i cant reveal my halloween aka yet. all yall unoriginal bro alts are gonna steal my tote authentic idea.

Anonymous's picture

"preteen chinese olympiad back on the farm" (ripped and stained red nike spandex + rice paddy hat + bowl cut + gold diving medal = fabutast)

Anonymous's picture

im gonna get fucked up and greasy

Anonymous's picture

im going as tower two with a 757 on a coat hanger attached to me. lol, yall

fowkswe's picture

im gonna be uffies left nipple. yall think her nipples are the size of kneecaps? or yamikas?

Anonymous's picture

fucked up and greasy? aren't you supposed to do something DIFFERANT for Halloween day? (hail satan yall!) Oh and google thinks that satan should be capitalized, FYI. Whats that say about google? i'm sooo not ready for this holiday shit again. can't we make it every 2 years or something already? blog about the best anti-christmas alt things to do to piss off mainstrmers this hallowday season.

Anonymous's picture

I think I will be one of the Bloody Beetroots. I wonder what other masked DJs will be for halloween?

Ian's picture

i'm gonna be 1/2 of Daft Punk! i'm gonna myself a helmet out of old ipods

Ian's picture

i missed a verb in there somewhere

ldstr's picture

I'm going to wear a spider-man mask and be mistaken for a DJ... or I culd b Heatherton... Gawd I need him ryte now.

Anonymous's picture

i think i'll be an old/overused HRO joke, or worse, a commenter who mimics the HRO writing style.

Anonymous's picture

hahaha

cas's picture

im gonna be a cool mexhistern_n

Anonymous's picture

i'm going to be the person who is going to be an old/overused HRO joke, or better, a commenter who commentates about commenters

Anonymous's picture

hahaha

badkharmala's picture

it'll be tricky thinking of something that's alt and funnie, but also appealing to mainstreamers/entry level alt hos. what to do, what to do... i'll probably think of something half assed the day before like i usually do. :(by the way thank you to some of your anons for calling out the cmmntrs that try too hard. find your own personal writing style brand yall!

Anonymous's picture

@10:42pm ur not making n e sense considering HRO is a copy of a copy to begin with. oh well, i'll just end up being a 'personal writing style brand' for halloween.

Anonymous's picture

vampire weekend

tehtopo's picture

i think i am going to dress up as ableton...

Anonymous's picture

i'm going to be the person who is going to be an old/overused HRO joke, or better, a commenter who tries to call other commenters out on their bullshit using mainstream made-up words.

Anonymous's picture

i'm going to be bullshit or a made-up word-thanx commenter

Anonymous's picture

YOU GUYS!!!!..characters from Wes Anderson movies are BACK for Halloween 2k8.

Anonymous's picture

i'm gonna be steve aoki, all i need is a long black wig and some tape to slant my eyez a bit,

Min Macabre's picture

i definitely need some ideas, my bffl and i were going to be Mario and Luigi but she changed her mind and said we should be something ironic... now i'm back to square one

Anonymous's picture

im gonna dress up as danger, the gr8est masked dj

Anonymous's picture

Only the most insecure and unoriginal try-hard wanna-be-DJ is gonna dress up like Justice for halloween. You mind as well tatoo a big cross on your chest.

Anonymous's picture

i'd rather pad my wannabe alt cred by dressing up like justice and DJing at a party.

Anonymous's picture

Im going as a blipster electrowar soldier.

Anonymous's picture

2girls1cup

Don Schlonge's picture

Im going as Kavinsky...

Anonymous's picture

i'm going as an internet memeseriously, what the fuck is a meme?

Anonymous's picture

WHO THE FUCK WEARS A COSTUME ON THE 31RST OF OCTOBER?I'll wear mine a day or two before (or after?) the 31rstCUZ IM S00000 IRONIC

Anonymous's picture

i'm going to be a teenager wearing a KITTEN MASKYES A KITTEN MASK.

Anonymous's picture

only if it's a bonsai kitten mask.

Anonymous's picture

I"mma be chili's!noo I'm gonna be a lil indian cos I want an excuse to wear an oversized headdress and dance around tribal style all fucked up :(like I need an excuse...

Anonymous's picture

I'm gonna be the guy who hits on girls until they call the emergency phone on my college campus

Miya's picture

I too very excited for Halloween.

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Anonymous's picture

Im going as a Dorito.keep it cheesy yall

Magdelina's picture

That's a mold-breaker. Great

That's a mold-breaker. Great thininkg!

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