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Transitioning Your Tween Personal Brand into your desired adult identity

Most alternative people weren’t born with the innate gift of ‘being alt.’ Every one goes through a series of life & consumer experiences which lead them to their current personal brand.

Eventually, we all make the choice to ‘let the world know who we are’ based on the clothes that we wear. There is a natural progression where we go from ‘wearing the clothes that our parents bought for us’ to ‘the clothes that our parents buy but we choose.’

While the Jonas Brothers aren’t a good example of authentic alts, we can use them as a tool to monitor fashion and trend implementation/integration into an ‘alternative-ish’ personal brand with a core value of ’standing out’ by looking ‘edgy, yet mainstream.’

////HIPSTER RUNOFF PRESENTS/////
////PERSONAL BRAND TRANSITION://
////FROM CONSUMER TWEEN////////
////TO PERCEIVED-ALT–//////////
////FORGING UR IDENTIY//////////
////ACCORDING 2 OTHERS//////////

Letting people know that you are ‘different’ starts out with small things, kinda like wristbands, occasional headbands, and stuff that’s a little bit post-Abercrombie.

There might be an awkward phase where you aren’t 100% sure on what you are wearing means about you.

Being different sometimes means having a ‘zany personality’, and utilizing faded jeans and HardyBoys-ExpressMen Graphic Tees with metaphorical airbrush designs.

You can’t have a zany personal brand forever. Not even Jim Carrey/Will Ferrell could do that.

Then winter roles around and u wear clothes that make you yearn for more than being just ‘a kid in a wristband.’ You are looking to stand out & show people that you paid good money for the unique, classy clothes that you purchased.

You like how u feel when u ‘dress up’ and you like the attention. It makes you feel more authentic than ‘just another crombie/thrifter/UrbanOutfittedBro/bro in a colourful t-shirt.’

Eventually you can find ‘a personal look’ that works on a day-to-day basis that you are happy with. You have time to do things like straightening your hair.

There might be some events that you have to ‘dress down for’ but you can utilize your fashion knowledge to find an acceptable solution, like man-pris.

In the end, you’ll find that life is a constant search for the perfect object/accessory to tie around your neck.

Once again, while the Jonas Brothers are 0% authentic, they are a great example of tweens who ‘had a desire to establish their personal brand by utilizing progressively non-progressive consumer fashion trends.’ While the jBros will be trapped in the ‘14 year old at a mall in suburbia’ fashion phase for the rest of their lives’, it’s important for you to be in touch with who you were as you transitioned into who you are today.

You may have found an effective way to spend little money to buy unique clothes, or maybe you spend lots of money to buy clothes that help you identify with humanity. However, we need to stay in touch with our ‘impressionable inner-tween’ and His desire to ‘fit in’&’stand out.’

But srsly, if u were gonna meet the President, what would u wear?

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33 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    G8 P0st.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    This is sadly relevant to life in New Jersey. Except there is no chance of anyone being an authentic alt, ever.

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    //////////Reply by ben
    //////////Posted

    @Anonymous, in a very significant way, everyone in New Jersey is living an alternative lifestyle

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 7:51 pm | Permalink

    best personal brand/tween related post of june/july/august/september

    Reply

  4. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    that video is sad ,good thing im canadian

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 8:59 pm | Permalink

    That’s not the “shocker.” That’s some lame surf-bro sign or something. But definitely not the “shocker”….

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 9:07 pm | Permalink

    3xjonas are basically too short and broad to be anything other than tragic when dressed out all fashiony

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 9:22 pm | Permalink

    boring post. You lowered my authenticity by reading this post in public and everyone viewing me as a entrylevelmainstreamalt.

    Reply

  8. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 10:08 pm | Permalink

    who is the most authentic alt celeb child then

    Reply

    //////////Reply by gwen
    //////////Posted

    @Anonymous,

    COCO MOORE —-> THURSTON MOORE AND KIM GORDON’S DAUGHTER

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 10:27 pm | Permalink

    lawl

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 10:44 pm | Permalink

    Man-pris photo:

    Cover the upper half of the photo (from the top of the photo to the boy’s chests).

    Now they could be females. Your guess is as good as mine.

    except it looks like Mr. Man-Pris might have some junk.

    Reply

  11. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    a roaring success!!

    Reply

  12. Calebs
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    at least blink 182 made poop jokes… poop jokes…. poop jokes… poop jokes….poop jokes.

    Reply

  13. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

    post more fggts!

    Reply

  14. som3h!pster
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 12:56 am | Permalink

    stp pstng abut deez fggts and pst mre BOOBS

    Reply

  15. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 1:07 am | Permalink

    whatever happened to commenter mave?

    Reply

  16. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 2:43 am | Permalink

    d00d, I never noticed, but these d00ds can’t sing for shit

    Reply

  17. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 3:11 am | Permalink

    glad these guys arent in aussie-ville… look like a bunch of faggets doing blue steal in every photo, dressed to impres -> whom? their boyfriends… I bet they get into heaps of brawls with each other over who has the better boyfriend/style.. only to find out at the end that no decision has been made and !!!! they messed up their look in the process

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 4:20 am | Permalink

    utz it all dez mtverz BS!!!
    MO Bloghaus
    LS problaus

    Reply

  19. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 7:41 am | Permalink

    haha! that was the most entertaining thing I read all day.

    Reply

  20. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    is this post about justice?
    is this blog about justice??

    remember when banksy snuck that hitler dummy into ‘big thunder mountain’?

    Reply

  21. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 12:50 pm | Permalink

    uhh does this make the hansen brothers Alt too?
    h8 the jonases 4eae

    Reply

  22. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

    clrs you know everything don’t you

    Reply

  23. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    is that post already semi-journalistic?

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

    are you authentic if you dress like Justice for halloween??

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

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  26. amz
    Posted September 16, 2008 at 6:49 pm | Permalink

    plz d8 me carlez…chilliz frdai@7:43pm?

    Reply

  27. Anonymous
    Posted September 18, 2008 at 1:04 am | Permalink

    this post made me feel more meaningfully connected to you Carles, because I too wonder how the mainstream tween stars of 2k8.5 will grow their personal brand into a more authentically alt one their even more mainstream fans can aspire to.

    <3 never give up yer dreams of being alt in 2k12<3

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  28. ablackkid
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    cop shit from my la boutiques. dont make me fuckking puke

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  29. anon
    Posted November 23, 2008 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    this is damn accurate.

    Reply

  30. the box
    Posted December 18, 2008 at 4:00 am | Permalink

    the bro in the picture with the hair straightening iron all the way to the left is sporting a notorious AZN hair-do. Is this the JoBros trying to give subtle, yet obvious props to the AZN hair-doers of hollywood? Is this american? or is this AZN?

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  31. growopp
    Posted January 6, 2009 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    un gran applauso. que comico.

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  32. Posted March 26, 2009 at 6:42 am | Permalink

    lovelove love love i LOVE this song

    Reply

  33. Anonymous
    Posted August 4, 2009 at 4:57 am | Permalink

    Why is everyone postin’ anon in this entry?

    Reply

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