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What Alternative People Will Be Like in 2k20
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58 Comments
this girl is so weird.
omg.
the tags for her videos are like.
sexy hipster girl dance.
and all this shit.don’t hipsters not call themselves hipsters?
poseur.
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that bitch has the most irritating voice and the most irritating nose.
why do people like that exist? i don’t understand
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i say we run an alt train on her
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n 4 me
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i didnt realize people actually enjoyed Crystal Castles for their music. i thought it was just for the hot, sticky Alice Glass ass.
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denim shirts coming back in 2k20???
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i am mos def going mainstream by 2020 if this is the future. the electro war might not be worth fighting for afterall.
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i think she’s just being postpost ironical, this is just HRO covering up for his/her laziness
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so she’s not annoying, just ahead of her (our) time ?
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This girl needs to get banned from american apparel for her own good
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lol @ dancing 2 animal collective
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Take any move you may have saw watching TRL five years ago before you threw away the CDs that you bought because they were popular then you steal music that’s “COOL” and apply the same moves.
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is it weird that I hope she burns?
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i’m embarrassed for her alt mind
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so good
youtube dbags are the best, and this girl is definately the best/most retarded i have seen in a long long long while!!! :-D
ty hro
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What if this girl is actually “Carles?”
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i would have the sex with this thing given the slightest opportunity
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damn i couldve sworn that this was a joke…shes like that girl from flight of the conchords
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hipronicalcore?!?
the ghosts of miranda july are crawling out with this one.
yes yes.
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we need moar Comments Worth Blogging About ! ! !
please HRO, or should i sez Caroline?
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I think I just vomited in my mouth
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that bitch is a trany
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was she joking or serious. because then its two diff kinds of funny.
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WTF is wrong with her voice?
Its like everything she says has a question mark at the end of it. Thats the mark of the retard.
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she just ruined music for me
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omg mee published in an official hipster bloggg
oh em jee
THE HIPSTER HAS BEEN CONSUMED by pop culture OBVI
and the new hipsters ps do call themselves hipsters. its like a post hipster ironic self awareness thing.
thank you so much for this (w)rightup i am just…so happy
mwah mwah
c
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HRO is getting too mainstream
look at all these asshole comments like “dude I’d fuck the shit out of her” and “bro like youtube dbags are the best, she’s like a retard”
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feel kinda bad for her…
anon @ 1:52
“what if this girl is actually carles?”
L0LCATZ
ROFLDOGS
crls is brilliant…
definitely not possible.
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you must watch her dancing to the smiths. is she trying to be sexy? Is she being ironic about being sexy? Does she make fun of boys who think shes sexy? Is she just being herself? Is she sexy, anyway?
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the anonymous that said she is like the girl from Flight of the Conchords is totally right.
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this girl goes to my school and she submits these to art video shows. They showed two of them at the last showcase and everyone thought they were pretentious bullshit.
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w. t.
f.
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“0mG i just FOUNDD my c00l mom’s old mp3 thingy collection and her totz vintage american apparel tights! this will be gr8 4 mai 2k7 retro party! hahah everybody will look z0 zany”
-girl from future
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@ September 7, 2008 10:37 AM
u must b new here. Broification of the alt vocabulary has been HRO cult for years ‘cuz the way you talk, they way you dress, and what music u listen to is just part of an aesthetic that can be mimicked by n e body so instead of trying to be moar zany in the choices you make 4 ur personal brand like the classical model of alts, contemporary alts except and even catalyze the merging of mainstream = alt with the knowledge that teh 1 thing that reely seper8s us is that ALTs have an inner authenticity yall while mnstrms don’t.
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BAHAHAHAHA
oh please dear god please tell me she does this as a joke.
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this is why bill gates never pushes to incorporate a built in camera in every pc laptop.
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totes a meta/post “me me” meme post.
Now I have meaning back in my life (obvs). Take back the net.
thx, carles/caroline
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okay okay okay
1. She ruined Hot Chip, CC, and AC for me
2. most irritating voice ever
3. jew nose
4. she looks like Mel from Flight of the Conchords
5. should burn all her AA clothes
6. Definitely thought this was a joke, until I saw her youtube page
7. Retarded, retarded, RETARDED dancing
8. Makes me REALLY want to kill myself / her
9. I can’t watch the whole thing because I feel too embarrassed
10. She definitely isn’t a hipster or alt
11. jew hair
12. She probably has no friends IRL
13. She should burn in hell
like, this really really really makes me mad.
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the sad part is she reads this blog
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Ugh I wanna rip this bitches vocal chords out.
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I think it’s more of her parents fault than her own.
so, the one to blame is her father’s sperm.
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these vids are going straight to the wank bank
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C answers Carles
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j8iA2qs1qa4
C = Carles ???????????
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@ September 7, 2008 5:43 PM
you’re just sad
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oh my godspeed, crls, this is disturbing.
will she terrorize me in my sleep?
will she ruin my other favorite bands?
WHAT CAN I DO TO BE A BETTER ALT SO THAT I DONT END UP LIKE HER IN THE AFTERLIFE????
help plz.
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Someone needs to tell her to stop, altho i’m sure maybe people already have.
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Comments should be “music you will never admit to listening to but really did AND enjoyed”. Real alts don’t prune their music collection no mater how rough around the edges it it. Every alt has at least one emo album somewhere….
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barf
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HELLO.
I AM FRONT THE FUTURE.
IN THE FUTURE WE USED CAPS LOCK TO EMPHASIZE OUR ROBOTIC VOICES.
*Undecipherable gibberish*
ANYWAYS I HAVE TO GO AND OIL MY ROBOT WANG.
CARLES HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON ITS HANDS.
I CALL CARLES AN IT BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT SEX IT IS.
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i tried watching each video, and had to stop each time. i couldn’t do it. :(
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I love her.
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what the fuck was that????????? i have a feeling that she’s just joking and being ironic. but then it’s even scarier to think that’s how she really dances and talks.
but i agree, she’s a complete douche bag.
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This is how how cool things become ‘uncool.’
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this girl needs to die a slow and painful death. and whats worse is she’s proud of being blogged about here. does she realize she’s a parody of herself? not to mention an ugly troll?
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she reads this blog. enough said.
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what’s really rad about this girl is that she doesn’t care about any of the hate on any forum. She is absolutely out of her mind and it’s great. I think I’d like to meet her, if not for the awesome times we’d have on a doped up dancefloor then for her secret stash of “I don’t give a fuck” pills.
Keep the haters in the lane
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^ yeah
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well i just vomited.
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