Who is the gurle in the middle, yall? <3 unidentified friends <3
[memehijack via Pedestrian.tv]
Every trend, fashion, internet meme, and blog has its glory days. Glory days can’t last forever, yall. It’s kinda like what Sugar Ray lead singer Mark ‘Warhol’ McGrath said: “Every1 has his or her 15 minutes of fame (I just wanna fly).” Eventually bands are replaced, trends die, and even humans eventually die. (sad but true, yall. We can’t all be Bicentennial Men a.k.a. DorianGrayAlts a.k.a. ForeverYoung Alts).
IT GIRLS usually have a [HIGHLY MEANINGFUL/MEMORABLE] life for 6-18 months. They feel really special, and unique, and ‘it-ty’, and become comfortable with who they are, since they are a portal to the future of everything that is ‘kewl.’ However, eventually their time expires. They are often replaced with some1 who they thought was their friend, but was a social rung beneath them. Each IT GIRL goes from being ‘it’ to being relegated back to just being one of ‘us’ (not to be confused with the ‘we’ that krappie bloggers use).
“WE LOVE SONGS IN IPOD COMMERCIALS!”
-krappie bloggers
I’m not sure how ‘it girls’ make money between ages 27-120. Agyness Deyn realized this and married a Stroke. Uffie is experimenting with pregnancy rumors/serious relationships with men who are wealthier than DJs.
‘If u don’t want a real job, just be pretty and get married.’
-college girls who are pursuing Elementary School Certification
Will I run into a former ITGIRL working at a local coffee shop in 8 years? Will former IT GIRLS have the same social existence as ‘jocks from your high school who wore their letter jackets after high school’? Will we see FailedItGirls on party pix sites even after party pix sites suffer a 50% drop in traffic after 2k10?
Is there a way that we could convert former IT GIRLS into a rare natural resource that school children can use? I know AZN engineers figured out how to turn horses into glue, so maybe we can learn how to distill ‘it girls’ into high quality alcohol or something…just throwin ideas out there, yall…
What do yall wanna convert former buzzworthy people/items into, yall?
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cory kennedy and peaches geldof together are like the duo from hell.
GO AWAY.
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That girl kinda looks like Britney Spears a little.
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woah.
major, major props for the dorian gray reference. sometimes i forget that you’ve got a brain underneath all that altbloggerness.
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oh man, its sad that i know who the unidentified friend is but not the actual people named.
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Perfume
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who the fuck is cory kennedy?
what the fuck is a meme?
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me and my best friend met peaches last year when she was “dj’ing” a university graduation event near my house. we were not graduating we just sneaked in cause our mate works behind the bar.
Anyways, all peahces did was stand on stage, frowning looking annoyed as if the decks had broken, haha she couldnt accept she was just shit.
So there were a bunch of girls who would trying to ask her her photo and she just ignored her. So me and my mate starting trying to call her over loudly shouting ” Oi Bob! come here ” . She was getting well pissed off, it was great since she had been such an idiot to people trying to talk to her.
So eventualyl she finished djing and we got her manger or someone to make her have a opcture with us lolololol
hro 4 lyrfe
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me and my best friend met peaches last year when she was “dj’ing” a university graduation event near my house. we were not graduating we just sneaked in cause our mate works behind the bar.
Anyways, all peahces did was stand on stage, frowning looking annoyed as if the decks had broken, haha she couldnt accept she was just shit.
So there were a bunch of girls who would trying to ask her her photo and she just ignored her. So me and my mate starting trying to call her over loudly shouting ” Oi Bob! come here ” . She was getting well pissed off, it was great since she had been such an idiot to people trying to talk to her.
So eventualyl she finished djing and we got her manger or someone to make her have a opcture with us lolololol
hro 4 lyrfe
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This is quite the pickle. Initially, I was thinking that we’d need to turn them into food for electro war soldier’s rationing packets, but then I remembered their bodies carry no nutrients or viable fuels–other than tar and dried diet coke syrup. Iraq? ardeywurfbowning?
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Fuck yeah girl glue ADD TO CART
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Most meaningful line of this post is the quote from the girl pursing a elementary school teaching credential.
About half the chix I went to Art School with are Married to Rich Guys and teaching at the local K-6.
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lets turn steve aoki into sparks/grey goose!
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thx 4 tha lolz
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i hear we can turn dead people into diamonds. I propose we kill lesser rappers/it girls/madonnaz and make diamond jewelry for higher rappers/it-girls/madonnaz.
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its britney spears y’all!
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dude, is she wasted or what??
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No not all it girls get made into glue. Only deceased it girls that are taken to a rendering plant incur this fate.
Deceased it girls are most commonly buried. Others are burned, left out for scavengers, sent to zoos to feed the wild animals, or cremated.
As for some of the other comments: It girls are not sent to slaughter houses. Live it girls are sent to slaughter houses where they become dead it girls and are processed for human consumption. Also, it is not true that you can’t give an it girl away. Go try purchasing a good sound it girl. it girls that become aged and unsound should be taken care of humanly by their owners, as it is the owner’s responsibility to care for any it girl until its death. Sending an it girl to auction, due to the sole nature of the transport and handling methods used, is at the current time inhumane.
Humane euthanasia for any it girl, regardless of the reason, is by injection done properly by a veterinarian or by gunshot or captive bolt to the head performed by someone that is knowledgeable of the specific spot the skull must be penetrated. Once the it girl is deceased its body can be sent to a rendering plant as you mention or can be disposed of in any of the other manners that have been mentioned.
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What sort of brand name is channel anyways?
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this post is so lawlz
CK: lawlz
being “unidentified” i.e. “it” : lawlz
peaches and pixie?
lawlz who where their parents lawlz
but thyr much hawter than CK
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you are funny today, carles.
but, plz post less css girl. she’s boring.
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heroin, coke, and diamonds.
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^^^ Cosign.
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