Do u think they came out of the same electroAnimal‘s fanny pack womb?
These BlackBros kind of remind me of the Kute Japanese Girls trapped in the body of AZNs. I’m not sure if they are BLIPSTERS, or just ‘dbags who wear too much progressive urban streetwear that just debuted in a popular urban blog yesterday.’ They are in some sort of outfit that Kanye West will wear as the sun explodes and melts my American Appy outfit into my skin.
Sometimes I wonder how Kanye West stays ‘s00 innovative.’ Maybe it’s because he is lumped into a genre(hiphop) that has stayed the same for the past 40 years, s0 it’s easier to be regarded as ‘innovative’ when ever 1 else sings about ‘butts’, ‘thongs’, ‘the act of getting women pregnant’ and ‘cumming on tits.’ But Kanye can still do that a little bit, but also throw in some ‘deep social commentary’ that is accessible to white people who drive midsized sedans.
Kanye West isn’t a good rapper, producer, music video director, lyricist, designer, aesthetic replicator, coolhunting blogger, innovator, or ‘quirky clothes wear-er.’ Just sayin’, yall. He is just another ‘internet meme,’ like the Radioheads or that pregnant downsyndrome vice president lady.
XX BONUS URKEL-CORE LIPSTER XX
“XXCUSE ME SIR! What do u have in that sillie autographed box of urs?’
-New York City Cops (they ain’t 2 smart)
-Julian Casablancas & The Strokes
[Photos by The Facehunter]
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attention seekers but the dude in the second pic is a bonafide MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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urkel? More like Kramer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcH6stP5zDY&feature=related
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Dear God,
Will Crls ever put me in his top friends on Myspace? Will ppl ever realize that Kanye West is not rly that innovative and in reality just rips off culture from the ‘white man’ he talks so much shit about and then feeds it back to ‘African Americans’ who then praise him for being ‘bold’ and ‘uninhibited by black homophobia?’
:l
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Carles, David M is fggt/poser/wannabe drug dealer/statutory rapist. Plz disassociate urself immediately to retain established ‘kewlness/legitimacy.’
Thnx,
-Every 1
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“that pregnant downsyndrome vice president lady”
hilaaarious except she is not nor will she ever be VP
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jigga who??
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Ladyhawke = Wannabe The Teenagers ?
Ladyhawke [and friends] – Dusk Till Dawn
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CRLS, you idiot, the sun is never going to get a chance to explode. The Large Hadron Collider is going to kill us all tomorrow! Later!
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We have at least a few weeks left till the LHC kills us all. I’m gettin a few shows in just in case.
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Kayne West is a lame dbag with sub mediocre talents and appeals to 'burban lsrs… <3 crls <3
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y do u hv so much against blck ppl crls??
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nah dun worry, we aint gunna die til 2012. i read it on wikipedia so it must be true.
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those fuckin’ dbags look like hipster afterbirth.
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i mst say, i do enj0y kanye's musicz, though i guess youre right in the majority of wht y0u said about it. hes definitely a t0tl dbag and rips everything all frm the frenchiez(bangerz&dafts) and sells it to ignrnt mnstrmerz/blkamerika/whtsuburbnz/etcz as his own…ttly inn0vativz.
also, did it piss y0u off whn he tried to steal the jewstiz' awrd & then wnt & had SoMe do his vid like he did DANCE. did SoMe "sell out" … is there such a thng in this sitUation? i rlly have a lot to ponder about lfe n0w…
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i dunno do0d kayne is pretty authentic. he woar shuttershades b4 erbody
iddint that the def of authenticity? carles? helpe meeeee
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted February 24th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
@Anonymous,
except for the fact that those shuttershades are flippin disgusting and totally FGGT WEAR
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hey bro i just wanted 2 say dat i think u are da bomb ok!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~pEaCe OuT~*~
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kanye is most definitely NOT authentic. he didn’t even know who daft punk was until justice beat him out for euro mtv video of the year and he had a hissy fit about it. then i guess he did some research and felt like exploiting old hosue french house music to trick hipsters into listening to his music. ever pay attention to the lyrics to that one song?
now that that don’t kill me
can only make me stronger
i need you to hurry up now
cause i can’t wait much longer
i know i got to be right now (wtf?)
cause i can’t get much wronger
man i been waitin all night now
that’s how long i been on ya
- kanye west and the daft punks band
what an idiot. those phrases don’t make any sense on their own, nevermind successively!
maybe crls is right about black people..
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strokes r gr8 :)
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i lyke the strokez. even tho that kid was wearing their t-shirt through the entire transformers movie…
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carles! u must blog about kanye’s blog (fuck murakami)
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fuck kanye (and his ‘dblog’), radiohead (seriously, why does anyone like them?) and the retard vp.
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lamest cmmts evr crls
Post more black people.
Esp the zany ones from outer space
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3043/2840537796_29b7918f6c_b.jpg
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“Lipster?” Yeah, you are a racist.
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Sorry yall, but Radiohead’s the best band on the planet yall. Had to say it.
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radiohead is dese but vintage radiohead (pre-hail) fuckin throws down.
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i think the guy right above is dances with white girls
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he has yo gabba gabba in that box
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why do some people insist they look like they walked out of magazines
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carlesbian
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have we even confirmed that kanye writes everything in his blog?
i find it hard to believe that his busy schedule of interrupting award shows, sodomozing photogs, performing shittily live and general-ruining-my-life-ery would allow him the time to make up to 5 posts PER DAY. and noone cares about the stupid ass ponyskin/squirrelscrotum chuck taylors you just bought. (but i do like “robocop”, does that make me a bad person?)
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maybe he is chris gardiners son, I think he would be about this age now, this is a tortured alt who resents his successful mainstream dad, his dad wants him to be a stock broker and follow in the foot steps, he could have it all, but he knows that his dad is a diff. person now, wallstreet turns people into a different person, he is (subconsciously/indirectly) showing his dad in a meaningful way that he can accept “his dad” the real chris gardner/reminding his dad “where he came from”, he looks up to the “real chris”, he is holding a bone density scanner, perhaps he is actually a bds-salesman or perhaps it is just part of his pre-wall street-chris-gardner-inspired personal brand???/
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kanye ripping off authentic stuff makes me think of how aryan boneheads stole skinhead culture from the mods and rude boys of london/jamaica and repackaged it as their own, giving it a bad name under the media! but at the same time, i think about how atleast someone in the mainstream is doing something “alt” even if it is extremely artificially psuedo-alt!! i dont know- does that make any sense?
I wonder if Kanye reads this site to try and study altness so as to avoid any loopholes! nah he doesnt know about it, he probably just uses wiki…
oh and i heard somewhere that his stint at the euro awards was planned and that hes actually friends with a lotta french electro peeps… but i really dont believe that- it smells like PR work to me!
by the way, with the exception of that LA lakers track, and the two radio singles, 808 and heartbreaks is flat out tired, depressing and lifeless. graduation was way cooler. he calls his new stuff “popart”- total alt culture ripoff!
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oh my godness THANK YOU. I cannot fucking believe he is said to be doing some of the “coolest and most innovative stuff in music today.” What a joke. I guess no one has freaking heard of Damon Albarn, and his amazing work in Mali Music and Monkey: Journey to the West. I’m only 14 but I can clearly see what shit our culture has come to. Pathetic.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 9th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
@hayley,
Gorillaz are the most meaningful concept band in the last two million years.
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you know…I read this blog all the time and excuse me for saying but it seems like your a big big big time racist… I mean can you not be blk and alt? and if thats the case and we all need to fit into our boxes then shouldn’t you… I dunno be wearing a fuckin banana republic sweater and living in georgia or florida or something? I mean come the fuck on! are we not pass this? being alt means not letting anyone put you in a fucking box! blk wht or azn or whatever…aren’t we pass this? I dunno it just seems so impossible to be atl and racist…but your going to keep doing what it is that you do…and i’ll keep doin what I do…
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 9th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@Brittaney, umm lqtm
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//////////Reply by BlkHpstr360
//////////Posted September 17th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
@Brittaney, Um who the hell wears Banana republic?
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ya’ll Kanye’s DJ is A-Trak. This should explain some things for ya’ll
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I’m BLK and Kanye is as NON-Authentic as it get’s. I really dn’t know cus when he came out he was just the average conscious rapper in tees averagre polos, and jeans. Wen he got to Late registration he got all style wild, alt? No, yeah he sold blk alt to the blk mainstream, and nao u have a bunch of no-authentic alt blkids who wouldn’t kno wut alt was if you gve em a 25 hr lecture class on it. He’z responsible for the onslaught of fake ass black alts today and groups like New Boyz, Shop Boyz, and those guys who made that Vans song back in 2006.
But I’d say thoze guyz in those pics are more authentic az Kanye. But im a lil bit skeptical about those guyz in the first pic, they jus seem like over acting psrs
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first of all.
its not “Cool” to type like a retard.
“i mst say, i do enj0y kanye’s musicz”
JUST TYPE NORMAL.ITS NOT THAT HARD
second kanye is an entertainer
everyone seems to like his music but since its “mainstream” i guess it isnt cool to listen to even though it sounds nothing like the rap thats out now.its really stupid to hate on an successful artist because he is rich and can afford to dress better than you.saying that people are not authentic is stupid because no one is truly authentic.As much as we hate to admit it WE ALL COPY some source of inspiration for anything we do.
and so what if kanye inspires people to dress different (instead of wearing t-shirts down to their knees and shorts by their ankles). he’s an icon he is supposed to do that.instead its just bitching about how “un-cool or unauthentic” shit is. why don’t you guy realize that your wasting your time judging people about stupid shit that doesn’t matter.like it doesnt matter if someone who can dress tries to look cool.even though they look rediculous, do we have to call them douche bags? this whole “alt” thing is the biggest mumbo jumbo bullshit ever.most people i know who might look like “hipsters” don’t think how you guys do.they don’t care how others dress or hate people than arent “alt” or “unoriginal”.they just do thier own thing.thats how i feel about all this IMO
P.S
this is my first time on this blog.
don’t hate on me if i think this whole “alt” thing is stupid.
sorry to sound like a hipster but by calling yourself “alt” is a label.
btw lipster? seriously now.that is racist anyway you put it an im not black.
A.R.G.
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