Yall. I know it's impossible to find humans on sale on popular internet websites like craigslist, ebay, or even friendster. However, if u lived in a dream world where adults could be purchased in an open market, what would u do?

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8. I would send my AZN to the Electrowar front.
7. you fucking piece of shit.
you can't buy human beings.
you should feel really shitty about yourself for writing about asians like that.
you view azns in a really bad way on this blog.
its disgusting.
6. fashion xcessory. gwen stefani has 3 of 'em.
5. i'd make him grow his hair and train him to become the new Steve Aoki and make loads of cash.
4. I would make my AZN pick up a to go order from chilis.
3. I'd also take him to class with me. And I'd have him cook me some ______...I <3 azn food.
2. : 1. buy an AZN /// 2. wait 2 years for china to become more powerful ////3. sell it for more ////4. ???????? ////5. profit !
1. YALL--it's fun 2 joke around about AZNs but srlsy, we should be buying things/people made w/love in the USA. Dov from AmerAppy knows what i'm talking about.

Love all yall commenters, yall.

N e ways, I have always known since the song "Don't Speak" that Gwen Stefani was innovative, but I never knew exactly why except that she married the guy from the George Bushes Band or whatever they are called.

Gwen Stefani is a singer, designer, and proud owner of a [tuggle of AZNs].



So let me ask yall again. WHAT WOULD U FCKNG DO IF U BOUGHT AN AZN/MISCELLANEOUS HUMAN BEING?