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ALTBAG or RyanAdamsLookAlikeALTBAG

In this special edition of ALTBRO or ALTBAG, the reader must decide if this br0 is a 'regular altbag' or a 'ryanAdamsBag.'

Plz justify your answer to receive full credit.
For example: "He is a RyanAdamsAltBag bc he is trying to look like he is from the authenticSouth, even tho he lives in Seattle."
OR "He is a regular bag bc RyanAdamsBags don't let their hair get that long."

[Photo by TheFader]

Comments

S.Phibbs's picture

I say RyanAdamsAltBag because just looking at him I know that I am jealous of how hot is his GF is.

REMBARNDT FON RIJN's picture

TOO HIGH OF A POLY RATIO IN DAT JACK 2 B A R-A-BAG

The Monochromator's picture

Ain't he dat do0d from the hit tv series Baywatch????

anon's picture

i like how this game is developing crlz please continue

Carles's picture

thanks yall

childpred's picture

ryanadamslookalikealtbag: post-ironic sheepskin trim on jacket.

Gaspard's picture

Looks like a cheap Old Navy jacket circa 2002. Gross. No southerner has ever has stepped out looking like this, unless there's a Noah and the Panda Bears/ Animal Collectives show. Plus, the hair is too long to be considered Ryan Adams AltBag. Therefore, this loser is an AltBag.

TallGirl TheJunction's picture

I'd say he's a regular alt bag - the only thing that is remotely Adams are the boots. They look a bit heely.
Ryan is not that tall - and he likes to wear boots with "heels"...(I don't like that)

Hapitol Kill's picture

Dude thats Aykut he is from Turkey and he is more bad azz an real than any of these lil alt twinkie tweens round town RESPECT! Funny thing he probably does't have a clue who Ryan Adams is....

occultjam's picture

neither, he's a Carl BarALTbag

bub'sbubbie's picture

Altbag because he supports bc he thinks the west bank is on the Mediterranean

anon's picture

regular alt bag - he's following the skinny skinny jean trend. a true authentic ryan adam altbag would wear bootcuts.

Anonymous's picture

Who the hell is Ryan Adams?

nony's picture

post-fashionable pout, steaming hams n a aggy dean hat ---- def altBag

The Man in the Hat's picture

regz alt bag, ryan adam dsn't have a crater in his chin the size of his cack.

SayWha?'s picture

Regular Alt Bag because he would his behavior would change around a person of color.

altstretch's picture

altcoolerthnjckwhitebag cuz kirk douglas is way masculine. I heard american appy started selling authentic 1/2 finished cigs

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