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ALTBRO or ALTBAG is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag.
Please justify your answer in order to receive HRO POINTS. These points will be redeemable for AlternativeGoodies in 2k23.
For example: "He is an altbro bc he is wearing Converse AllStars."
OR "He is an altbag because he is wearing Converse AllStars."
ALTBRO//OR//ALTBAG//?//
Comments
altbro only in a defense move cause I kinda l00k like that :*
those shows make him a total altbag
@Brown Town, do u mean shoes? (just checking out this new REPLY featchure. I THINK IT MIGHT WORK!)
@y'all, Reply reply feature
@FGGT, u know ur a total fggt, right?
probability that u are a fggt: 99%
This guy is definitely an altbro bcuz he's trying too hard to find 'a zany outfit' that will make him fit in/stand out at an dance party.....I've seen a lot of pattern combos but this is by far the worstest. *sorry random dude in the pic but your 'fit is a thumbs down*
altbro. too many colors, patterns, and the fact that he is wearing neon blue all stars.
he doesnt look confident enough in his bagness to be a true bag. and hes too well groomed. BRO!
altbag, BECAUSE he's forcing me to comment on his altbaggy/bro-ness on a horrible comment layout on HR0 (2k7.026238 - 2k8.7777978).
he looks like a sk8r boi.
miss you avril.
Altbro who went to Sweden after graduation to "travel sum" and "find myself".
@Altbagyness Deyn, <3 @ your answer
Helsinki is full of those tbh
@Finn, so true!
regards, anothur finn
definite AltBro. He has that searching look in his eyes like he just wants 2 b taken seriously by sum1 keut. Also, he looks like he could actually ride a skateboard. No AltBag could ever actually skate.
i don't give a shit what he is but whatever this duder had in mind isn't doin it for him. gl with the ladies or gentlemen (whichever way he swings) cuz if he keeps wearing that marty mcfly circa The Future hat it's gonna be one long tugless night after another.
emo-dinosaur from 1993, 5 days from heroin
@scrUZZ,
hahaha good answer. I agree
fggt
ALT.BAGGGGGGGGGG. only bags wear zany flat billed hats that match their shirts. TROOF.
alt-bro
cuz he ugly.
altbro! cuz he customize his chef pants!!
@FGGT, TOTALLY BRO!
I know
he is em bros - look at em hat. none of the distinction of a bagg. he's so youthful.
+1 Bro
Looks like his parents sent him some 'reward money' for getting good grades and so he went to 3 different fashion blogs, picked the common denominators and decided to wear them all together. The 'freshness' of his outfit makes him a cliche'd tug-hunter. bro.
campbell brown is the only real alt alive.
total alt bro. i can tell by the expression on his face.
Altbro because hes got his buttons done up to the top without a tie. Altbags aint stupid like this.
altbag because he has post-skinnie-genes
he clearly is "over" skinny jeans so they are no longer needed to advertize alt-status.
Momjeans / Standup comedian jeans are included in this category, because they were also invented to transcend skinny jeans.
alt-bag: plaid shirt, "post-skinny-jeans", converse (in a zany color, thus, enhancing his personal brand), older alt= he prolly works for a record company capitalizing off entry levelerz.
total bro, because he thinks he is gettin jiggy w/ it
altbag for que he on the block gettin this money, herbs
AltBag.
The right shoe tongue sticking out is AltBag code for "TUG 4 TUG"
he should unbutton his shirt except for the top one
i sez bro cuz he has one of those niceboy faces you wanna rub on yer bewbs.... he kind of reminds me of my bf from hs....there4 i change my vote to bag. fuck it, i'd still do'im.
altbag 'cos he is wearing plaid + stripes @ the same time
he is an altbro b/c he is wearing flannel and the trendy 80's hat yo
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