Comments on: ALTBRO or ALTBAG [HelsinkiAlt Edition]

By: dev

dev — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:48:20 +0000

he is an altbro b/c he is wearing flannel and the trendy 80’s hat yo

By: Jinji

Jinji — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:51:05 +0000

altbag ‘cos he is wearing plaid + stripes @ the same time

By: occultjam

occultjam — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:11:49 +0000

i sez bro cuz he has one of those niceboy faces you wanna rub on yer bewbs…. he kind of reminds me of my bf from hs….there4 i change my vote to bag. fuck it, i’d still do’im.

By: whatuptokyo

whatuptokyo — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:22:31 +0000

he should unbutton his shirt except for the top one

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:19:04 +0000

AltBag.

The right shoe tongue sticking out is AltBag code for “TUG 4 TUG”

By: cutty cream

cutty cream — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:41:08 +0000

altbag for que he on the block gettin this money, herbs

By: Jesse

Jesse — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:14:12 +0000

total bro, because he thinks he is gettin jiggy w/ it

By: cat

cat — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:38:48 +0000

@scrUZZ,

hahaha good answer. I agree

By: Melissa Rose

Melissa Rose — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:27:03 +0000

alt-bag: plaid shirt, “post-skinny-jeans”, converse (in a zany color, thus, enhancing his personal brand), older alt= he prolly works for a record company capitalizing off entry levelerz.

By: berliniamsburg

berliniamsburg — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:10:34 +0000

altbag because he has post-skinnie-genes

he clearly is “over” skinny jeans so they are no longer needed to advertize alt-status.

Momjeans / Standup comedian jeans are included in this category, because they were also invented to transcend skinny jeans.