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ALTBRO or ALTBAG is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag.
Please justify your answer in order to receive full credit.
For example: "He is an altBag bc he is wearing a chandelier necklace.'
or "He is an AltBro bc he is wearing a hat with a lil bill.'
Comments
F THA NEW HRO WITH THIS SYSTEM
nice post tho
altbag
1st!, alt bag: entire ensemble reads, "I'm an extra on the set of Dazed and Confused"
altbag due to necklace+fggty expression
altBag. necklace.
alt bro, because he has no mustache
altbro. he looks like a tote gae with that necklace. now if he had a nice chest-tuft and was wearing v-neck, i'd do him, but not in the state he's in now.
altBro because he has no altChick.
altbag bc I know him hahahaha.
@topshat, hahaha- i also know him and agree- altbag.
@sexrex, third that. lolz
Def a bro. Lush conditioned locks, kewl front pocket fold (auth.), The Four Elements Mayan pendantage. <3
ALTBAG. 1>)TTLY post Edward Norton T2 wannabe. 2<) Look how stoned I amz 3#)Stole his GFs vintage ALTnecktie.
ALTBAG -> he has no justissejacket
NOT ALT BECAUSE FUCKING KINGS OF LEON
INDIEBAG
@Mechrobioticon,
Yes, indiebag is the word im looking for!
Does he have denim on for pants? he's altBag. If he has black pants and not the canadian tuxedo, it's an altBro.
@sniff, he had grey pants with some brown leather kinks boots
well i would say he's a pfork alt just because he's wearin a necklace with the cover of that weekend of vampires album on it. like have you ever known an auth-alt who liked them??? seriously
bag
but i'd hts
bag.
bg, id hit it.
necklace + jacket = bag
alternatively:
necklace + jacket = physical illness
yes indiebag!
i dont see much alt at all
jean jackets so 2K5.
That dude looks he sucks.
Definitely an alt bag. Look at the hat, the hair, the necklace..... IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS CRLZ!
Neither! Kings of Leon couldn't be alt if they played an AmAppy in-store show with MGMT opening for them.
BRO -
pre2k8 KOL = AltBro.
looks like he's doing his best jagger impression. no vote (this kid rules)
looks like the biggest bag ever. most bros are manscaped or metrosexuals and those eyebrows + hair combo are not flattering. but they are ironic.
and he's also not utilizing any current hot trends, like too many neon colours or bomb shelter jackets.
@Anonymous,
dude you got it backwards!
altbros are like alt fratboys
altbags are like alt douchebags—ie dbags you'd see in a eurotrashy nightclub in head to toe armani exhange with waxed eyebrows and more hair gel than their gf.
more bag than bro...
jacket is not alt at all tho... more indiebag
This man is altbag bcuz he:
a.) is wearing a denim jacket
b.) is wearing a greek sailor's hat
c.) is wearing a shiny necklace
d.) all of the above
ALTBRO.
One look at his eyebrows tell us he's not near vain enough to reach ALTBAGDOM.
i bet that whatever he is, he does not smell like something you would want to wake up next to
would be standard awlt sans small brim hat and graphic t.
as is would catch him outside the club with a straight right and make off with his ceiling piece, sneakers (i'm thinking probably some noncommital light pastel blue or raspberry pumas, sambas, or cortez?), and wallet.
might take rest of disgustogear just to trade in for credit at local second hand, 2
He's in a band here in Minneapolis which is just a shittier version of Q and not U.
http://www.myspace.com/theguystorm
Have you ever listened to Q and not U? I clicked your link... sounds more like moving units or something...
Nah that band is actually pretty good but their not very nice, and smelly.
altbag for the silk confederate cap, and bringing up tragic memories
my great uncly uncle died in the civil war
not really, but i'm sure someone's did
Yall are a bunch of freaks, this shit is soooooooo hokey. Blog about whats best to spend ur parents moneys on. Plus we all know hes a bro. I mean come on, that Q and not U ripoff band hes in? Get a life, dude.
Tryin to catch me reposado!
oh man, that's my old roommate. total altbag. his pants are very tight and they're either red or white. that's all he wears.
@hcs,
hey, someone should take a picture of that money you owe us and put it on here. hcs is a bag
@tanner, ha ha ha- (this can't be real)
@tanner, i don't owe you guys shit for money tanner. stop sleeping at my house, you live a block away. or at least bring over more booze!
@tanner, you going to let him get away with that tanner? call his shit out man!
@hannah silk. Champagne
sorry I thought you were ryan? and it wouldve been funny if you were but you aren't so now its like wow. I'm glad we figured that out. You should give me some money anyway. kisses
Totes an Alt-baggy
@Angelo(sucks),
OMG right? Q & Not U were rockin until they used that Rapture producer. Totes mistake. HRO doesn't attract Gang 'o Four listeners, apparently. Tards.
everyone that posted on this, except me, is retarded.
what does all this mean? the internet is getting really boring.
altbag
that that what is totally post-mainstream altbaggy
altbag.
commit'd2thoz lox
Altbag FAIL!
Kings of Leon aren't even remotely alt anymore,
which makes this guy just a bag -- there's nothing alt about it.
ryannn u iz a star! congratz.
btw no one in mpls looks like kings of leon so it's a WIN, not a FAIL. ryan iz cute (tho this isn't the best pic of him) and i love having him in my town.
re: the question: Altbag.
altbag b/c of the long lawks of hair n fauxvintage t-shirt
the guystorm can lick my gooch!
i live in brooklyn, (thats in NYC fggt.) and this dude looks lk he eats chx wngs.
Seems like an alright dude.
alt bro--ish!
altbag becuz hes not mediterranean but clearly wishes he was.
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