ALTBRO or ALTBAG? [possibly ALTBGGT edition]

ALTBRO or ALTBAG or ALTBGGT* is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag (or possibly the [HIGHLY ELUSIVE] ALTBGGT*).

Please justify ur answer 2 receive full credit//HRO points.
For example, “He is an altBro bc an authentic alt would be in AmericanAppy man panties.”
Or “he is an altBGGT because he’s kinda baggy, but kinda FGGTy at the same time. Sort of an anomaly.”
or “he is an authentic AltBag because he has directed and starred in hit AuthenticCore films that feature blowj scenes with it-girls.”

What do yall think?

(*)note: For those of u who failed ur alternative logic course, here is the definition of altBGGT.
AltBGGT = AltBag + FGGT