ALTBRO or ALTBAG is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person(s) pictured are altBro(s) or altBag(s) or a 'lil mix of both kinda like an interracial child.'

[Photo by GadeMode]

Please justify your answer in order to receive your HRO points.
For example, 'they are altbros bc they tilt their hats at a >=45degree angle.'
or 'they are altBros bc they were 2 scared 2 get fashion blggd alone.'
or 'they are authentic AltBags because they took their altBro relationship to the next level by purchasing matching dog tags.'
or 'they are altBros bc they wear sneakers and t-shirts with sneakers on them.'