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Are French Robots Allowed 2 Vote?


Does n e 1 know how elections work? I have been reading news websites and there is one coming up. Does ne 1 know how to 'create.my.own.vote'? I'm not sure if there is some sort of iPhone app that I am supposed to add to my Blackberry, or something like that. Also, I am friends with a few robots & creatures from the electro jungle. Are they allowed to vote if they weren't born in the United States?

Does the election happen every year?
Do the candidates ever release mp3s that get posted on hypemachine?
Is every blog on the internet supposed 2 'endorse some1' kinda like a newspaper?
How does this stuff work, yall?

I'm also kinda worried about what will happen 2 the world after a 'new bro' is elected? Do u remember the personality type of your fellow classmates who 'wanted to be a politician' when they grew up? Have yall ever chilled with politicians in real life. Are they like a (High School Class President)^10000 ?

Hope the w0rld doesn't end. :-( Just want 2 beLIEve.

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adub's picture

does voting make me authentic?
BLOG THE VOTE YALL

glamrockonabudget's picture

iv nvr voted. figured it doesn't do anything. like if either obama or mccain win i'll still have aids so wtf. ps if arnold can do it, immsure some dope bots. ax kraftwerk. they are the robots.

Jesse's picture

Ur lykke 983475948573458794 blog yearz behind on this one Crls. SoO far behind ur lykke a mnstrmr who just caught on to shuttershades/daft pizzunk/pogs.

neednotapply's picture

is it auth/moral/kewl if i jes get tugs insted of voting?

what if mccain is a muzlim-bag?

In an attempt to be truly alt, I'm going to vote for the mccainz. Thatll show all my friends just how auth / 'do meh own thang' I am.

"Therez nothin sadder than a lonely blipster" - Leonardo Da Vinci

kam's picture

VOTE 4 BARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

corea's picture

barry the socialist. i herd yur only kule if you vote for that guy. and if u dnt ur racist or some sht. gunna be so fun to watch the train wreck that is the obama administration yall. WHITE HOUSE JUST GOT POZD

The Man in the Hat's picture

Barry's gt a thirty minute ad on the tube. Not the interblag. So mnstrm.

Balack Orama's picture

Joe Biden is the new Dick Cheney. Barack is going to go all over the world on some charismatic peace and reconciliation fake thing while all the realpolitik dirty work actual policy shit is going to be done back in the bunker by Joe Biden.

Mechrobioticon's picture

That's sexy as fuck.

bro's picture

N E 1 heard N E thing from Hilly Clinton lately? She is ultimately my moral compass when it comes to these types of issues. Do you think she was at that Daft Punk concert? Havin a couple Heineys and doin a couple bumps?

anonnie's picture

just realized you photoshopped joey and barry on there urself.

U R SO GOOD AT PHOTOSHAP!

blockingcocksforgodk's picture

idk i meanwutz even the point? brobama aint evn a leget negro so it aint even no thang. im so tired of watchin chlsea lately && seein thiis elexion shit nd like no on pro8 n shit. people just need to get real about shit that matters.

SORRY THIS IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY

LOOK AT ME GODDAMNIT.I AM AN AMERICAN. I HAVE AN IPHONE. IM REALLY UNCONCERNED WITH YOUR SUFFERING RIGHT NOW.

wwhich is rly wut this haol thngs' abt if u rly thnk abt it. u know. iz just bumtown.

ya dood's picture

@blockingcocksforgodk,

i'm totally unconcerned with other people suffering and totally pissed how the tv tries to make me feel like it's somehow my fault.

imactuallygay's picture

this election is so fcking nredomtsop i dont even know wutz goin down for real. it's like simulacra's nibblin on my prostate and i'm cumming all over my deskchair, but like not realizing it until my roommate cmes home and starts complainin.

gooshy's picture

@imactuallygay,

what is "nredomtsop"?

imactuallygay's picture

@gooshy,

POSTMODERN WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW WAY TO BE IRRELEVANT

Croftwerkz's picture

Uhh.. is Bones Thug Harmony music for like when you want to get tugged to the bones and stuff?

glamrockonabudget's picture

@Croftwerkz, bone thugs is just one of those cdz u lstn to while pregnant to increase your chances of poppin out an eminem or fred durst. if you're lucky, a new wave BOY GEORGE

caswell's picture

im not worried either way, people are so stuck on the fact that he will be taxing anyone making over 42,000 a year. like i'm ever going to make that much legally? barry obama is an authentic brother and just wants to find racial unity + what will be big in 2k12. you have something in common crls.

John Ritter's picture

@caswell,

I'm sorry you work at a coffee shop and make $10 an hour. You realize that people who run a small business and "make" X amount of money don't actually take home X amount of money. I know people who take home 250,000 a year but most of the money goes back into their business. This means that they may take home $4000 a month, then they have a house payment and other bills. If Obama raises taxes, they get fucked. Good house negro.

anonnie's picture

@John Ritter,

Dude, on top of that, he is going to DOUBLE the Capital Gains Tax to 30%!!! Does N E 1 know what that means or did you ALL go to Graphic Design College?

It means any money made in the stock market will be taxed by nearly a third when you try to take it out. Oh, want to cash in on the McDonald's stock your grandfather bought you when you were born? NOPE! You actually OWE the government money now, just for having those shares. THAT'S NOT FREEDOM YALL.

anony's picture

@John Ritter, The capital gains tax should always be more than payrole tax because people banking capital gains don't actually WORK for that money... as in perform physical labor.

Also if you own a business neting $250,000 there is no way that your going to be taxed on that amount. Not unless your a horrible business person. Don't confuse taxable income with net income.

John Ritter's picture

@anonnie,

Yeah for reals. Why the hell do they need to raise taxes? That's not the fucking answer. Duders need to reform government and stop giving hand outs to poor black people.

anonnie's picture

@John Ritter,

Yeah man, redistribution is ghey.

anony's picture

I have serious campaign fatigue..... I just want to it be over but more importantly I want the GOP out of office. I want to go back to not giving a shit about politics.... I have better things to do.

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