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Are Leggings [OFFICIALLY] for Pregnant People?

Yall. I know a lot of yall guys and gals wear leggings. However, after M.I.A.’s monumental ‘performance while pregnant’, we can’t help but wonder if the leggings aesthetic will forever be associated with Pregnant People. I know that before 2k8, pregnant people usually just work ’some baggy jogging pants’ or maybe some other ‘comfy pants’ with ‘a drawstring.’ However, I think leggings are the future of Stylish Pregnant Women, yall.

I wonder what M.I.A. is craving. Hopefully it’s some zany combination of sweet & sour foods. Do pregnant women really crave stuff, or are they just using the excuse of ‘having a baby’ to eat whatever they want?

(Hope those shoes provide enuff ankle support with her added weight. I’d recommend some New Balances.)

Is the free-spirited-est mom the one who performs at a Sponsored Alternative Party while her child is still inside of her? Is this unborn child the youngest being to ever be [PARTY PIC-ED]?

[Photos by Kyle Dean Reinford Photography]

Blogging about all of these females makes me wonder why I blog about them. Whether it’s Uffie, Alice Glass, or M.I.A., I am not very into their music, and I don’t really know how to evaluate whether or not they are talented. All I can really do is talk about ‘how they look.’ Is that alright, yall? Am I a ’sexist’ who think that a woman’s place is ‘in the electro equivalent of the kitchen’?

Does n e 1 know who 2 contact to offer M.I.A. between $10-$20 for the [EXCLUSIVE] rights to her baby photos?

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14 Comments

  1. kurt
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 11:02 am | Permalink

    have you noticed that the one fggt has something horribly wrong with his legs? it looks like a serious medical affliction.

    maybe his ovaries have grown so large it’s ruining the bone structure of his hips.

    http://www.mtv.es/blogfiles/tasha/tokioHotel18.jpg

    http://www.hitzonly.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/tokio-hotel-us-tour.jpg

    http://backstagepass.seatwaveblogs.com/img/tokio%20hotel.JPG

    http://www.supermusic.sk/obrazky/30108_tokio_hotel48%5B1%5D.jpg

    http://www.poplexikon.com/images/artists/0001/6809/tokio-hotel_huge.jpg

    https://www.timeout.com/newyork/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/646/646.x600.mr.tokiohotel3.prev.jpg

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    @kurt,

    <3tokio hotel<3

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  2. Gaspard
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 11:05 am | Permalink

    <3 m.i.a. ya’ll. I don’t care that she was bought and sold by mainstream music c0rporations, blah, blah, blah. Her music is’nt terrible. I wish I knocked her up ya’ll.

    Carles, ur not sexist. All men (i’m probz reaching in assuming ur a male and not a tranny) have the inclination to ‘put women in their place’. Every time I see Rachel Ray on TV, or at the beauty bar for SXSW, I wanna tell her to make me a grilled cheese and get me a beer.

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  3. anons
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 11:49 am | Permalink

    her child is gonna have crazy sensory disorder issues… between the amps and mom’s wardrobe.

    couldn’t be worse off than bjork’s coke babies though…

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  4. //////////////////
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    i heard leggings are so tight they can kill the babies inside preggy womens, so M.I.A. you better be careful.

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  5. littlesparrow
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

    ill wear leggings when i have ur bebe <3

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  6. childpred
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    mia is selling her baby to the kgb
    babies of terrorism
    so sad yall :(

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  7. Posted October 13, 2008 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    babies fund terrorism vol. 1 ya’ll

    mia is so hot’

    i wonder if wesley pentz is gnna steal the baby

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  8. amica
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 4:09 pm | Permalink

    leggings are ugly but very comfortable. people with big stomachs or preggers wear them and i had to wear them when my pelvics were all bruised up from a car accident they don’t push on the belly or hips you see. unless yes they are too tight.

    PEE ESS: carles what kind of music do you like that girls make? i am curious.

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 5:18 pm | Permalink

    i bet that baby will become the next britney spears. !!

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  10. eric
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    i wonder if she’s still allowed to do those squats now…

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  11. Posted October 13, 2008 at 8:56 pm | Permalink

    that’s amazing…
    how can she do that?

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  12. rhorho
    Posted October 16, 2008 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

    the baby is a bomb.

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  13. Posted October 17, 2008 at 11:40 am | Permalink

    BIG on the underground
    what’s the point of knocking me down?
    everybody knows
    I’m already good on the ground

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  14. Posted October 17, 2008 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    whoops wrong verse

    I have my hard down
    so I need a man for romance
    streets are making em hard
    so they selfish little roamers
    jumpin’ girl to girl
    make us meat like burgers
    when I get fat
    I’ll pop me out some leaders

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