Just want 2 know what I’m supposed 2 b.
Hard 2 b some1 else other than me.
Trying to be some1 who I actually wouldn’t mind being.
Should I be ‘nip slip’ M.I.A.?

Should I be a zany electroJungle JokerAlt Zebra?

Maybe I’ll be a freshman student at the University of Texas who just moved to Austin and is learning to experiment with ‘being alternative’.

[Photo by Tokyo Bopper]
Wonder if I’ll have time to make my ‘entity from an alternative underworld’ costume :-(

[Photo by Glam Canyon]
Guess I’m just gonna be ‘oops I crapped my pants‘ Justice

[Photo by Gade Mode]
HLP M3 YALL//////////















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The only real alt costume this halloween is the joker alt costume!
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Go as the gothified version of Vampire Weekend in that zany music video for the cape cod kwassa kwassa
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I got my crystal justices costume already. Or I could go as Kanye v2k6 (before his death in 2k8.6 and subsequent replacement with a singing rnb-bot)
http://www.jungle-life.com/media/119/lrg_dead-serious1.jpg
art imitates life yall.
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I SAID GO AS VANESSA HUDGENS.
either nakie in hotel with zac or as prime minister of the universe 2050.
http://bloggingourway2bombay.com/2008/10/29/bow2b-welcomes-sokalwavegrrrl/
so cute!
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Crls, HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW… was just going to be plain justice but now am upgrading to “oops I crapped my pants” justice (much more auth)
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why not go as an iphone mini with a line of blow on it????????????????? ????? ????
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depends. if you dont know these people at (blank) party then you have to go with joker altzebra/jackalope
but if its friends then i suggest the AZN figurrrin out what really being an ALT FGGT means. im lame i’ll probably just do blow off my ipod and sit at home.
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted October 30th, 2008 at 10:43 am
HOLYFUCK JACKALOPE!!!!!!!!!!!
AMERICA’S FUNNIEST PEOPLE!
DAVE COULIER!
JACK CHING BADA-BING!
DO THIS FOR HALLOWEEN PLEEEEEEZ!!!
…with coke.
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//////////Reply by glamrockonabudget
//////////Posted October 30th, 2008 at 11:13 am
@Mechrobioticon, yeah daves hawt. buht i really h9 that bob SGGT FGGT.
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LOVE IT WHEN YOU MEME ME CARLES
THANKS AGAIN
GLAD YOU LIKED MY COSTUME FROM LAST YEAR BUT THIS YEAR IM GOING AS A TAMPON AS PART OF MY “WE ALL BLEED” CAMPAIGN.
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zebras in america, daddy would you like some sausage? also im going as a black macbook lappy top should be cutes/get lots of tugs from entrylvls that think macs are so ‘kewl’ and are happy someone is being ‘different’ and using a mac unlike grltlk.
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HAH. so i attend the univ of texxy at austin and i have to say that your ode to freshmen who implement disgusting altfggt fashion in this first (and sometimes second) semester is almost too accurate.
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all lame . my halloween outfit is the best.
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http://www.worst-jobs.com/images/ugly-man-transvestite-fat-bitch-men-women.jpg
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woooo! UT! Longhorny class of 08′ niggaz! I love UT, miss u <3. I have nothing relevant to add tothis convo other than that.
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pretty sure texasboi is just “bein an azn.”
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Fuck, I hate halloween. And it’s posts like this that justify my lack of style.
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Paint yourself black and go as an Ipod commertial
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//////////Reply by unicorn
//////////Posted October 30th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
@Anononononononokroyd, you’re so entry level.
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<3 small town kids who move to ATX and feel they’ve made it.
<3 more ATX kids who move to WMBG and feel they’ve made it.
<3 <3 Ptlnd kids who moved to ATX rlized it’s dead and move to Marfa
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haha I just lol’d @ the oops I crapped my pants justice.
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