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AZNs In Crisis: AZN hair changing colours against their will! [Developing Story]
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If u r an AZN reader of HRO, or live in a community that is filled with AZNs, can u plz let me know if AZN hair is changing colours? I've been monitoring the global AZN economy, and most of their heads are turning platinum. Few in more developed stages have hair that looks like it was dyed with various colours of Kool Aid. Non-black hair is usually reserved for AZNs with strong personal brands--most of them prefer 'unity' and 'oneness with their people.' This new epidemic of multicoloured AZN hair could shatter every societal norm that AZNs build their personal brands around.

Is this the new Bird Flu, yall? Is this gonna be serious? Or will it just make AZNs kuter?
Should I buy bottled water and/or flashlights with batteries + cans of pork N beans?

...developing...

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korles's picture

lol

littlesparrow's picture

gwen stefani needs to upgrade. these new azns match more stuff. yay <3

tenacious's picture

hope teh rugs match the curtains tho

Alfonso's picture

everyone in tokyo dyes their hair blonde while every misshapes in NYC dyes their hair AZN

liv's picture

mad ig'nant post right here.

anony mouse's picture

Jesus carles. it's 2008 and you finally realized asians have been dying their hair? there are only a few asians i know who have never dyed their hair. it has been a craze for countless years and i can't believe you just had this epiphany. i want you to explore the world and see how big it really is. get you fat american ass out the door and meet some people who aren't white.....please for my sake.

AJ's picture

Its only an attempt to distance themselves from the CommieAZN-post communist-capitalist core that dominates the AZA

sniff's picture

gotta catch em all!!!

lolno's picture

lol, all azns go through hair changing phases~
they'll want their natural healthy hair back, just like me.

KM's picture

in japan all the azn grls have orangyblondybrowny hair. the nonalt ones. but if they came to live here they would be ultimalt

Brononymous's picture

Well, i think its cuz like if

Well, i think its cuz like if u go to azn countries, everyone is the same. Everything NATURAL is the same. skin color, hair color, hybrid eyes... etc. Unlike here in america its very diversified. If azns with dyed hair came to america, uh.... hair color wouldnt stand out from the croud lol.
Might just be that azns wanna go on "superficial" change O_o dunno. very few azns know how to appreciate natural beauty. sad.

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