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AZNs In Crisis: AZN hair changing colours against their will! [Developing Story]

By Carles | October 7, 2008

[Photo by EZ FASHION]

If u r an AZN reader of HRO, or live in a community that is filled with AZNs, can u plz let me know if AZN hair is changing colours? I’ve been monitoring the global AZN economy, and most of their heads are turning platinum. Few in more developed stages have hair that looks like it was dyed with various colours of Kool Aid. Non-black hair is usually reserved for AZNs with strong personal brands–most of them prefer ‘unity’ and ‘oneness with their people.’ This new epidemic of multicoloured AZN hair could shatter every societal norm that AZNs build their personal brands around.

Is this the new Bird Flu, yall? Is this gonna be serious? Or will it just make AZNs kuter?
Should I buy bottled water and/or flashlights with batteries + cans of pork N beans?

…developing…

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11 Comments

  1. korles
    Posted October 7, 2008 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

    lol

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  2. littlesparrow
    Posted October 7, 2008 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    gwen stefani needs to upgrade. these new azns match more stuff. yay <3

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  3. tenacious
    Posted October 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm | Permalink

    hope teh rugs match the curtains tho

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  4. Alfonso
    Posted October 7, 2008 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    everyone in tokyo dyes their hair blonde while every misshapes in NYC dyes their hair AZN

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    //////////Reply by liv
    //////////Posted October 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am

    mad ig’nant post right here.

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  5. anony mouse
    Posted October 7, 2008 at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    Jesus carles. it’s 2008 and you finally realized asians have been dying their hair? there are only a few asians i know who have never dyed their hair. it has been a craze for countless years and i can’t believe you just had this epiphany. i want you to explore the world and see how big it really is. get you fat american ass out the door and meet some people who aren’t white…..please for my sake.

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  6. AJ
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 6:54 am | Permalink

    Its only an attempt to distance themselves from the CommieAZN-post communist-capitalist core that dominates the AZA

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  7. Nigger
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 7:26 am | Permalink

    I almost shat myself when I saw this. I would let her gag on it though.

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  8. Nigger
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 7:26 am | Permalink

    Back Door Sluts

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  9. sniff
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 12:29 pm | Permalink

    gotta catch em all!!!

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  10. lolno
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    lol, all azns go through hair changing phases~
    they’ll want their natural healthy hair back, just like me.

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  11. KM
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    in japan all the azn grls have orangyblondybrowny hair. the nonalt ones. but if they came to live here they would be ultimalt

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