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I h8 that I have been gifted with ‘a beautiful, analytical mind’ that helps me to see the true meaning/beauty within things. Even something as simple as ‘a corporate logo’ can be interpreted in a way that makes u ‘kinda sad about life.’
(Can we come up with an official name for BLACKOUT glasses/flickr blockrs/ANONYMOUS glasses/FGGT goggles?)
N e ways… I h8 that this white guy in the pic is kinda saying ‘i h8 being seen with black people.’ Not sure if it is some sort of societal commentary, or if he actually h8s being seen socializing with a blipster, but I hope he realizes that ‘being alt’ means being colour-free. Maybe he just h8s him because they are competing head2head in a Zany Personal Brand Fantasy Sports League.
When is some1 gonna come up with an AltCeleb Fantasy League? Can I get 10 points if I draft Uffie and she has a nip slip? Will I get 1 point if Girl Talk crowd surfs in an inflatable raft? Can I draft altBros from the MidWest as a group? Can I trade U Xavier DeRosnay for the rights to M.I.A.’s unborn child + 7 cases of Sparks fuel? I can’t believe I dropped DJ AM from my Fantasy Team bc I thought he was going 2 be out the rest of the season! Now I found out he is gonna tour with Jay-Z!
Who do u want on ur AltCeleb Fantasy Sports team?
XX BONUS SPOILED LIL ALT XX
“I h8 my free spirited mom 4 not letting me get enough electroAccessories. Just want 2 extend my personal brand but my Cool Dad doesn’t even make enuff money 2 support my desired lifestyle. h8 life.”
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h8 when my parentz define my ‘prsnl brnd’ for me. h8 that gymborees doesn’t play uffie, so happy i have quirky glasses and semi-kewt bangs
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Can those of us in bigger cities trade some of our CLRDs to people in smaller cities for authenticity points? I feel like my personal brand needs more Midwest cred (distinct from Ryan Adams cred) and I’m pretty sure that everyone in Austin/Baltimore/Minneanaapolis feels the pain of not being able to prove they aren’t racist. I figure 1 tuggle of MexiAlts is at least as good as 1/2 Craig Finn. It’ll be like a combination of foreign exchange students,David Cross doing Alvin & The Chipmunks, and slavery.
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carls ur really going off the deep end lately must be all the coke. keep it up and post more coke stories
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that lil grl will b a cum guzzling slut 1day. <3
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Bonus altAzn photographer on the left.
Those two men in the first pic need to be eliminated. No questions asked.
That girl in the last pic is adorable and her mom is a MILF.
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holy shit the blipsters pants + shoes are awesome
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//////////Reply by bitch plzz
//////////Posted October 17th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
@schizo, are gold shoes for ass holes?
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r we human or r we dancers????
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//////////Reply by annon
//////////Posted October 17th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
@Brendan, we r killerz
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is the guy with the blakout glasses showing his haried tummy?
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted October 17th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
@poly, ya and i cant keep my eyes off it
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//////////Reply by escher dashiki
//////////Posted October 17th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
@anon, complete focal point. ahahhaha. this post is so right on.
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h8 it when lil alts have poor parents. so sad. everyone knows that the best alts come from privileged backgrounds – J. Casablancas, A-C Hartley. Maybe A-C hartley could adopt the sad lil alt for a day and show her how to do a nip slip?
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//////////Reply by City Slick
//////////Posted October 18th, 2008 at 10:38 am
@tugs4clrs, alts with rich parents arent alts, just spoiled kids.
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the white dude is a fucken fag
nuff said
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Oh my god,
the first pix is mos def an alt bro version of Jean-michael basquiat w/ andy warhol 2.0
I also h8 that my parents kant supor my brand
who says milf nemore?
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also, may b this lil grl is racist against azns?
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L’incognito singlassyyz, made by Maison Martin Margiela
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GREAT posting, thanks for sharing
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thank God that all these weirdos live in Europe.
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they’re already called Martin Margiela Althole Douche specs. watch for it, you always can spot a douche by his douchetacles.
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I <3 that blipster’s shoes!!!!!
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Spoilt lil ALT —> kute. Really.
Ghey’s ALT glasses —> Margiela
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ummmm is that first picture literally taken in front of buckingham palace?
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i need to recycle a comment from like 3 months ago….it went like this- ‘why are all the commenters trying to be carles? this blog already has a carles’
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//////////Reply by The Monochromator
//////////Posted October 18th, 2008 at 9:27 am
@Vincent,
commenters=human after yall
vincent=ghey
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censorshades
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The little girl is the Jean Bennet Ramsey of Alt Kitties
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Gold! (I wear anony glasses when I sleep).
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i cant belive ppl would wear those stunners in public… lol
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I am being this little grl for Halloween.
SO excited.
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Are you sure that he just doesn’t like douches with DSLRs? Also you should never blog when your coming down… it’s kind of a downer.
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