[Image by The Style scout]
I h8 that I have been gifted with 'a beautiful, analytical mind' that helps me to see the true meaning/beauty within things. Even something as simple as 'a corporate logo' can be interpreted in a way that makes u 'kinda sad about life.'

(Can we come up with an official name for BLACKOUT glasses/flickr blockrs/ANONYMOUS glasses/FGGT goggles?)

N e ways... I h8 that this white guy in the pic is kinda saying 'i h8 being seen with black people.' Not sure if it is some sort of societal commentary, or if he actually h8s being seen socializing with a blipster, but I hope he realizes that 'being alt' means being colour-free. Maybe he just h8s him because they are competing head2head in a Zany Personal Brand Fantasy Sports League.

When is some1 gonna come up with an AltCeleb Fantasy League? Can I get 10 points if I draft Uffie and she has a nip slip? Will I get 1 point if Girl Talk crowd surfs in an inflatable raft? Can I draft altBros from the MidWest as a group? Can I trade U Xavier DeRosnay for the rights to M.I.A.'s unborn child + 7 cases of Sparks fuel? I can't believe I dropped DJ AM from my Fantasy Team bc I thought he was going 2 be out the rest of the season! Now I found out he is gonna tour with Jay-Z!

Who do u want on ur AltCeleb Fantasy Sports team?

XX BONUS SPOILED LIL ALT XX

"I h8 my free spirited mom 4 not letting me get enough electroAccessories. Just want 2 extend my personal brand but my Cool Dad doesn't even make enuff money 2 support my desired lifestyle. h8 life."
[Sartorialist]