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In our modern world, whenever a female artist crowd surfs, any even is automatically renamed GRABFEST _K_ (depending on the date). Put urself in the shoes of a bro, or even an altBro... would U 'have a lil grab' if u had the chance?
It's difficult for any male to resist the temptation of 'sticking a finger or two' up some one's '_____.' This is why there are s0 many bros with 'shit eating grins' in the kute pic of Uffie above. If u were a girl, would u crowd surf?
[Photo by The Cobrasnake]
Previous memorable crowd surfing moments on HRO
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/05/crowd-surf-gang-bang.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/alice-glass-upskirt-grab.html
BUT SRSLY...
is there a point when crowd surfing is no longer authentic? Or is the act of 'crowd surfing' something that marketing firms invented to add 'meaningful emotional value' to your live show?
Uffie is a French bloghouse rapper who is known for hanging out with her titties out.
Girl Talk is a laptop DJ who got big in the bloghouse era but really just produces generic, well-branded mix tapes.
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I think that as altbros its our obligation to stick as many fingers as possible up some ones "______" if they are crowd surfing wether it be male or female
It's a good thing she is wearing pants here! Yikes! Those altbros look a little TOO happy if you know what I mean.
why does uffie look a bit chubby in that picture? all the sparks and meals at chilis catch up with her?
she doesn't look chubby at all! maybe you have too many dicks in your mouth to see properly.
she used to be quite the chubster but if anything she's slimmed down
god damnit i sound like one of the people this blog is parodying
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i defended uffie from a drnkbro trying 2 get a 'lil 2 grabby'
how is a female artist supposed to do crowdsurfing without being touched? should she fly?
Guys are just as good for the grabbin if you ask me.
I was grabbed trying to get out of the MGMT tent at Coachella. It made me really angry, so I yelled, even though I didn't know who I was yelling at. I just wanted to GTF out. It was rammed, hot, and MGMT were LATE. (Do I need anger MGMT classes?) Oh, and guess what, Uffie was there too. Wonder if she got grabbed at MGMT? Or does it just happen when she surfs?
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zomg, definitely touched guy in raft. does tht make me sumthing??? nething???
whooaaz. i have a convo with that kid on the raft. he's from australia (and crazy). he hit on my sister (she's 15).
im taking my raft to MONSTER!!!
i get fingers ^ my ass when i walk down the street, its wutever
I once got a face full of Alice Glass's crotch when she stage dove. I got a grab, & gave a face ride, but i had to grab to get her from messin up my AltGlasses.
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