In our modern world, whenever a female artist crowd surfs, any even is automatically renamed GRABFEST _K_ (depending on the date). Put urself in the shoes of a bro, or even an altBro… would U ‘have a lil grab’ if u had the chance?
It’s difficult for any male to resist the temptation of ’sticking a finger or two’ up some one’s ‘_____.’ This is why there are s0 many bros with ’shit eating grins’ in the kute pic of Uffie above. If u were a girl, would u crowd surf?
[Photo by The Cobrasnake]
Previous memorable crowd surfing moments on HRO
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/05/crowd-surf-gang-bang.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/alice-glass-upskirt-grab.html
BUT SRSLY…
is there a point when crowd surfing is no longer authentic? Or is the act of ‘crowd surfing’ something that marketing firms invented to add ‘meaningful emotional value’ to your live show?
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Am i trying to hard to be meaningful by riding in a rubber raft?
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I think that as altbros its our obligation to stick as many fingers as possible up some ones “______” if they are crowd surfing wether it be male or female
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It’s a good thing she is wearing pants here! Yikes! Those altbros look a little TOO happy if you know what I mean.
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why does uffie look a bit chubby in that picture? all the sparks and meals at chilis catch up with her?
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted October 15th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
she doesn’t look chubby at all! maybe you have too many dicks in your mouth to see properly.
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//////////Reply by schizo
//////////Posted October 16th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
she used to be quite the chubster but if anything she’s slimmed down
god damnit i sound like one of the people this blog is parodying
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CRLS¡!!!!
You were sucking so bad lately, i was tempted to make a new blog that outbloggd yours and promotoe it in you r comment section in one of those lame altblog or not posts you are doing lately but tonight when i was drunk at some vice party (withougt azns or aoks) i decided that I LOVE YOU and i think its gonna g o on.And, you know.
I ＜３ U
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HI
i fmbr when i first when to a ladytron gig 100000 years ago and i spent the whole show looking at awzm romanian singer *pre azns era* eyes and i didnt evn touch her but then she danced with me (well she danced with hrself in front of me) and she wasnt fat like ufi does this sound to you like i was into mic jager or somerging?
HAI I HOEP MY WIFE MAKES OUT W YU CRLS
WHeN I GET MSRRIED
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i defended uffie from a drnkbro trying 2 get a ‘lil 2 grabby’
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how is a female artist supposed to do crowdsurfing without being touched? should she fly?
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Guys are just as good for the grabbin if you ask me.
I was grabbed trying to get out of the MGMT tent at Coachella. It made me really angry, so I yelled, even though I didn’t know who I was yelling at. I just wanted to GTF out. It was rammed, hot, and MGMT were LATE. (Do I need anger MGMT classes?) Oh, and guess what, Uffie was there too. Wonder if she got grabbed at MGMT? Or does it just happen when she surfs?
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zomg, definitely touched guy in raft. does tht make me sumthing??? nething???
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whooaaz. i have a convo with that kid on the raft. he’s from australia (and crazy). he hit on my sister (she’s 15).
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im taking my raft to MONSTER!!!
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i get fingers ^ my ass when i walk down the street, its wutever
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I once got a face full of Alice Glass’s crotch when she stage dove. I got a grab, & gave a face ride, but i had to grab to get her from messin up my AltGlasses.
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//////////Reply by SeriousBlaque
//////////Posted April 12th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
If they didnt want touchy they wouldn’t serf…
…(Alice Gash likes it “rough” for example)
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